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October 17th, 2006
12:18 pm - Going bump in the morning. . .
I hit my head in the kitchen this morning.
I'm not all here today. I feel kinda weird and not myself.
It was kinda funny. I grabbed the bread from the top of the fridge, and, while attempting to make a sandwich and balance in a crazy way, one foot around the stove, the other foot on tip-toe around Tina's sleeping bag, I turned and smacked against an open cabinet door, right over the front of my head.
I remember saying to Tina, "I'm going to go sit down." And I did just that.
So things are a bit more foggy this morning than usual.
Kwazzy, things are.
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/confused.gif) curious
Current Music: "Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On", -JB
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July 12th, 2005
01:19 pm - Bruce Campbell is all good. . .
Nothing can excuse Wendy's no longer giving you larger fries when you ask them to "biggie size" your meal.
But I did manage to find two new issues of Army of Darkness: Shop Till You Drop Dead. One cover includes Ash wielding a lightsabre!
Today is a good day, but it would have been better if Wendy's were a team player.
On second thought, as I was looking for a link for their bastard plans to reduce my fry intake, I found their section on animal welfare, and I'm quite pleased with their treatment of chickens. Maybe a chicken sandwich is in order. I don't usually eat it because of the methods of raising and transporting chickens. Call it a "bad run-in" with a transported chicken in my childhood. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) red_sput will know what I mean.
McDonald's isn't quite so descriptive of their initiatives, though, so I'm curious about their chicken, not that I eat it anyway.
Anyone know where I can get a myrtle branch? I need it to summon me a ghost.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/smile.gif) amused
Current Music: "Truckstop Salvation", -JB
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June 6th, 2005
08:23 am - Sandwiches
[Posted primarily for fred_smith]
I've been meaning to post this. It's a paraphrase from a commercial about "good sandwiches".
dad: "Hey, Jeff!"
jeff: "Dad? What are you doing home so early?"
dad: "I'm just . . . What's that?"
jeff: "What?"
dad: "Jeff, do you think I'm stupid? That's a bad sandwich!"
jeff: "Dad, I... I... I learned it from watching you, Dad! I learned it from watching you!"
Narrator: "Bad sandwiches can happen to anyone. Make sure you talk to your children about good sandwiches, like the ones at [insert whatever store it was]."
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Burn That Bridge", -JB
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April 1st, 2005
10:06 am - "It's the same story the Crow told me. . ."
Written a few days ago.
Today at lunch, I stopped to chat with a crow. I noticed him noticing me with a crooked head and a curious eye. We both watched for a while, and then we decided it was time to introduce ourselves.
"I'm Mike," I said, offering a hand.
He jumped onto my arm. "I'm Crow."
( Read more... )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "Uncle John's Band", -JB
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February 28th, 2005
05:05 pm - De Natura Sandwichii
Sandwiches, by their nature, are simply bread and filling. But what turns the bread and filling into a sandwich?
Is it merely a pair of bread slices with something in between it? Indeed, is a pair even what is required?
If a sandwich must be a pair of bread slices, then where does that leave submarine sandwiches? And if we count subs as sandwiches, then is a hotdog a sandwich?
( I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes, Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes. . . )
Current Mood: enthralled
Current Music: "Cheeseburger in Paradise", -JB
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July 29th, 2004
11:04 am - I just got back from Easton. . .
And boy are my arms tired. . .
Anyway, ( here's what happened )
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: "The Handiest Frenchman in the Caribbean", -JB
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