April 28th, 2004
|08:47 am - Too much?|
Only Jimmy Buffett could make an attribute like this sound strangely sexy:
"She can eat her own weight up in crab meat"
Maybe I've been listening to too much Buffett?
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "My Lovely Lady", -JB
I can do that!
The thing that I dislike about eating crab is that I always get an audience... apparently I am very entertaining as I plow my way through masses of crimson crustaceans.
I'm all about a good show with my dinner. We should go out for crab sometime :)
That way I can figure out if it really is sexy. :)
Have you any doubts? It's especially sexy to see a woman covered with crabnel (like shrapnel, but from crab) and dripping with butter, all the while shoveling crab into her mouth top speed.
Okay, maybe not. :-P
You mean that Buffett might be presenting an idealized version of something that really shouldn't be idealized?
*goes back to listening to "Please Take Your Drunk Fifteen Year Old Girlfriend Home"*
ewwwwwww. I like crab meat, but that would take an awful lot in my case...
y'know, i'm realizing i've become conditioned: i saw a sign up today for somebody selling tickets to a buffett concert, and i immediately thought of you. awwwww... (i suppose it beats the shudder of disgust i would have had in my pre-chronarchy days.)
There was a time before me? Shit, and here I was thinking that I was the center of the world, the alpha and omega and all that.
Oh, wait. Wrong religion.