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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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April 28th, 2004

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08:47 am - Too much?
Only Jimmy Buffett could make an attribute like this sound strangely sexy:

"She can eat her own weight up in crab meat"

Maybe I've been listening to too much Buffett?

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "My Lovely Lady", -JB

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Date:April 28th, 2004 06:58 am (UTC)
I can do that!

Well, almost.

The thing that I dislike about eating crab is that I always get an audience... apparently I am very entertaining as I plow my way through masses of crimson crustaceans.

Mmmm, crab...
[User Picture]
Date:April 28th, 2004 07:19 am (UTC)
I'm all about a good show with my dinner. We should go out for crab sometime :)

That way I can figure out if it really is sexy. :)
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Date:April 28th, 2004 07:26 am (UTC)
Have you any doubts? It's especially sexy to see a woman covered with crabnel (like shrapnel, but from crab) and dripping with butter, all the while shoveling crab into her mouth top speed.

Okay, maybe not. :-P
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Date:April 28th, 2004 07:34 am (UTC)
You mean that Buffett might be presenting an idealized version of something that really shouldn't be idealized?


*goes back to listening to "Please Take Your Drunk Fifteen Year Old Girlfriend Home"*
Date:April 28th, 2004 08:20 am (UTC)
ewwwwwww. I like crab meat, but that would take an awful lot in my case...
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Date:April 29th, 2004 11:03 am (UTC)
y'know, i'm realizing i've become conditioned: i saw a sign up today for somebody selling tickets to a buffett concert, and i immediately thought of you. awwwww... (i suppose it beats the shudder of disgust i would have had in my pre-chronarchy days.)
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Date:April 29th, 2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
There was a time before me? Shit, and here I was thinking that I was the center of the world, the alpha and omega and all that.

Oh, wait. Wrong religion.

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