The most amusing things were the movie titles:
"Brad Pitt in 'Staring Longingly Into The Camera'"
"Brad Pitt in 'I Can Take My Shirt Off'"
"Brad Pitt in 'And I Still Look Good In A Skirt'"
I wish I knew who the woman was that I had been out with, so I could smack some sense into her. 'Cuz she should have been sighing at me.