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June 23rd, 2004

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02:06 pm - Meme bandwagon. . .
Something to waste time:

Let the violence begin...I-General Assault
Name: Michael J Dangler
What does your first name mean?: "He who is like God". No, seriously.
Age: 24
Nationality: American. Isn't that what everyone else in this country is? I hate questions that make it out as if descent from something is important.

II-Battered and Bruised Appearances
Height: 6'4" with my running shoes on. That's how they pump up stats in the athletic department. They weigh you and measure you with shoes and clothes on.
Colour of your eyes: Blue. And I hear they're nice.
Colour of your hair: Brown
Any weird physical traits or anything?: Define "weird" and I'll tell you.
Body mods?: None you can see.
Can you do anything freakish with your body?: I don't believe in "freakish".
Name three things you like about your body: I like everything about this body. I wouldn't trade it for anything in this world or the next.

III-Shattered Psyches
Last time you were really happy?: This morning.
Last time you were really angry: This morning.
Last time you felt really guilty: This morning.
Last time you felt down/sad: This morning.
The last time I cried was because...: When my grandfather died in, um, maybe 1993?
Have you ever been to see a psychologist? If so, did it help?: No. I don't trust them, and I don't believe that they can help with anything.

IV-Sonic Assault-- Name a song that...
makes you happy: "The Wino and I Know", Jimmy Buffett.
you listen to when you're really pissed off: "Boat Drinks", Jimmy Buffett.
you listen to when you feel like there's no point in anything anymore: I've never felt like that. I suppose it might be "Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season", Jimmy Buffett, though.
describes your thoughts on love: "Presents to Send You", Jimmy Buffett.
describes your philosphies on life: "Dreamsicle", Jimmy Buffett.
describes your friends/friendship in general: "We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About", Jimmy Buffett.
best describes you: "I Will Play for Gumbo", Jimmy Buffett.
If you could pick one song to play at your funeral, what would it be?: "Last Mango in Paris", Jimmy Buffett.

V-Spiritual Abuse
Do you have a religion?: Yes. Hovering between two and three, as a matter of fact.
Do you even believe in such a thing as religion?: Maybe, maybe not.
What about politics...What's your views on them?: They're dangerous and smell funny.
What is your motto?: "Tell someone she's beautiful every day."
Do you believe in ghosts/UFOs/general paranormal phenomenons like that?: No. None of it.
Ever had an encounter with one of the above?: Yes. Several times.

VI-What if...?s
Someone you barely knows offers to take you on a trip to a faraway place: I'm trusting. I'd probably go.
A random little kid offered you candy: It's already been established that I'll eat anything a child hands to me if it's cute enough.
A really dodgy guy approaches you at a bar: Buy him a drink.
An attractive stranger kisses you out of the blue: Feel terribly dirty for the next three weeks.
Name three places you still want to visit: Chatres, Pompeii, Thermypolae
Name three things you want to do before you die: Honestly, I could die happy today, I think.
What are your ambitions in life, anyway?: See my previous entry.
If you were a member of the opposite sex for 1 day, what would you do?: What every guy would do. Stand in front of the mirror naked.
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you..would you love me?: No, I don't think so. Please do not smoke in my presence.
If you were a cheese, what type would you be?: American.
If you could be a superhero, what would your name be?: The Mad Fishmonger.
What would your costume look like, and what would your superpower be?: Something with tights, because I hear I look good in them, but none of this underwear on top stuff. I'm a big fan of X-Ray vision and/or invisiblity. Yeah, you know where I'm going with that.
If you were a dictator, Which one would you be?: Castro, so I could send people cigars.

Colours: Red.
Ice cream flavour: Vanilla.
Sin: Lust. Is there any question?
Season: Spring
Time of day: early-mid-afternoon.
Emotion: relaxed.
Animal: Humans.
Song at the moment: "Buttermilk Grove", Jimmy Buffett.
Person to laugh with?: Tina
Person to confide in?: beautycorrosion
Communist?: Where? Oh, favourite? Trotsky. He had the coolest hat and coat.

VIII-The Final Blow
Which side of the family do you like better, your mum's or your dad's?: Mom's, mostly through exposure.
If you could hurt anyone physically or emotionally now, who would that be?: Um, no one. Why?
What would you do to them?: I suppose if I had to, I'd probably go with bamboo shafts under the fingernails.
Do you like your handwriting?: Generally, yes.
What do people do that really annoy you?: Generally become annoying. Or hint at things they won't tell me.
What could I wake you up for in the middle of the night?: What kind of a question is that? I don't even know you!
Name someone that you really respect: Myself
What was the last thing you wrote?: A Formal Complaint against Formal Complaints in ADF.
What's the picture on your computer's desktop?: Why, Eris, of course!
What's the last song you listened to?: "Five O'Clock Somewhere", Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett. But that just ended, so I'm going to be listening to something else before I finish this sentence.
Anything you'd like to get off your chest?: Not at the moment. I kind of like her there.
Who's the last person that betrayed you?: Melissa.
Is revenge really that sweet?: How sweet? I don't go in for it, generally.
If you could shag anyone on this earth, dead or alive, who would it be?: Tina.
Do blondes really have more fun?: Dunno. See above. I have brown hair.
Is the glass half-empty of half-full?: Depends on the mood, and how good it was.
Who are the last band you saw live?: Um, Guns n' Roses.
Do you prefer writing in black pen, blue pen, or pencil?: Green ink, if I can find it.
Last thing you drew/doodled?: A cockroach.
How would you commit suicide?: I wouldn't.
OK, enough battery. And assault. Any last words?: You'll have to wait until I'm dead to get my last words.
Current Mood: blankblank
Current Music: "Fins", -JB

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[User Picture]
Date:June 23rd, 2004 11:20 am (UTC)
A Formal Complaint against Formal Complaints

Very good. (LOL!)
[User Picture]
Date:June 23rd, 2004 11:50 am (UTC)
Heh. I notice a strange trend in all the musical selections.... :)
Date:June 23rd, 2004 11:51 am (UTC)
A random little kid offered you candy: It's already been established that I'll eat anything a child hands to me if it's cute enough.

I can vouch for that.
Date:June 23rd, 2004 12:07 pm (UTC)
I'll eat anything a child hands to me if it's cute enough.

When I read that I had some trouble deciding if you meant the child was cute or the candy was cute.

Stand in front of the mirror naked.

I now have a very, very disturbing image of a female with your head, fingering herself.


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