Careful! There's a monster in the urinal!
Meet anonymous men! 4 PM sat., 4th floor b-room, 3rd stall frm lft.
-Amen to that!
Stop reading the walls! I have to piss!
Your dirty limericks are no match for my kung fu!
Ever put your finger in your bunghole? Yeah, that's cool.
You're all going to Hell!
-See you there, kid!