"Representing ADF in Public" (or: How Not To Be a Dork)
"Eris is Coming for Tea" (Hopefully I didn't confuse this with my erotic story, "Eris is Cumming for Mr. T")
"Discordia's Apple" (Which might not fit at all)
"Creating the Desire for Worship" (Inspired by my favourite Old Articulator)
Keep in mind that what I submitted to Oak Leaves are likely to be differently edited.
Man, Billy Clyde so wasn't insane. . .
By the way, does anyone know any congregations in Columbus or the surrounding area that speak in tongues or do snake handling? Or do faith healing? I really want to see one of those services.