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July 28th, 2004

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10:31 am - "Eris made me do it."
That's what the cockroaches say.

Fnord, and Hail Eris.
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Current Music: "Johnny B. Goode", -JB
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Date:July 28th, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
I dunno. I'm worried. Remember, the cockroaches said it, and while I am a cockroach (a green one, actually, and somewhat large for my species), I am not the cockroaches. This may or may not be a good thing.

When the cockroaches say "Eris made me do it", then there is something to worry about.

Especially when you don't have any idea what "it" is. . .
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Date:July 28th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)

Do you believe that?

Just because they said it doesn't mean She told them to do it...but then again, maybe they had not choice, and as ardent followers of Our Lady of Chaos, they were obliged to state that Eris made them do it. Otherwise, people would think that the cockroaches can think for themselves, and the world would *FREAK* if they ever found that out! But that would only be a problem if the proper FNORDs were not used. With them, all is well. The Fnords, that is, not the cockroaches...well, not really, as I just read that there is a new pestiside that acts as a birth control pill for cockroaches, but those fundamentlist Christian cockroaches are not allowed to use birth control, so the others have to work really hard at breeding to prevent the fundie cockroaches from overrunning them. Not that they *dislike* breeding, but it's more fun do to when you don't have to worry about anyone getting pregnant...unless you *are* trying to breed. But that is neither here or there. Just make sure and use the FNORDS properly.


Date:July 28th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)
And the cockroaches sing: "Do, dee-do, doo-doo-dee-doo."
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Date:July 28th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)


Forget cockroaches, I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea of a Buffett version of "Johnny B. Goode"!
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Date:July 28th, 2004 11:01 am (UTC)
The Cockroaches... Great band in their day. I don't really care for some of their newer stuff, but back when they were more of a blues band they had a really great sound. Too bad they went all mainstream. Even though some of their mainstream songs were pretty good.

Uh, for the sake of being clear, in case you didn't know (and I haven't met that many people who did), "The Cockroaches" was a commonly used name for The Rolling Stones before they hit it big.

Thanks, dad, for that useless piece of trivia.
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Date:July 28th, 2004 01:48 pm (UTC)
Yay! You got it. Eris made me give you cockroaches, well more like brought it up and I thought it was a good idea. I have no idea what she's making you do though ^.^
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Date:July 28th, 2004 01:49 pm (UTC)
It was a lot more fun to write "Eris made me do it" on the cockroaches then on a piece of paper.
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Date:July 28th, 2004 02:06 pm (UTC)
Other things that the cockroaches might say are:

To a desired mime
A timed Eris demo
Dead mime to Eris

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