July 28th, 2004
|10:31 am - "Eris made me do it."|
That's what the cockroaches say.
Fnord, and Hail Eris.
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "Johnny B. Goode", -JB
I dunno. I'm worried. Remember, the cockroaches said it, and while I am a cockroach (a green one, actually, and somewhat large for my species), I am not the cockroaches. This may or may not be a good thing.
When the cockroaches say "Eris made me do it", then there is something to worry about.
Especially when you don't have any idea what "it" is. . .
|Date:||July 28th, 2004 08:42 am (UTC)|| |
Do you believe that?
Just because they said it doesn't mean She told them to do it...but then again, maybe they had not choice, and as ardent followers of Our Lady of Chaos, they were obliged to state that Eris made them do it. Otherwise, people would think that the cockroaches can think for themselves, and the world would *FREAK* if they ever found that out! But that would only be a problem if the proper FNORDs were not used. With them, all is well. The Fnords, that is, not the cockroaches...well, not really, as I just read that there is a new pestiside that acts as a birth control pill for cockroaches, but those fundamentlist Christian cockroaches are not allowed to use birth control, so the others have to work really hard at breeding to prevent the fundie cockroaches from overrunning them. Not that they *dislike* breeding, but it's more fun do to when you don't have to worry about anyone getting pregnant...unless you *are* trying to breed. But that is neither here or there. Just make sure and use the FNORDS properly.