July 28th, 2004
|01:58 pm - No more hiding|
I'm back on instant messenger.
Doesn't mean I got time, but I'm contactable. . .
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "Boat Drinks", -JB
But we haven't finished playing hide and seek yet!
I can go hide again, if you wish. . . Though I see that you aren't on, so perhaps roles have been reversed?
Can you fit under a desk to hide? I'd think limbs would go poking out.
I'm not on? Yeah. I guess I'm not. :P
I can fit under a desk, but you can see me not matter where I hide in my office, unfortunately.
Problem is, this also means that I can't put hotties under my desk, for they would be in full view of the world.
Just get a hottie who is an exhibitionist.
Hmm . . . Might have to try that. . . Know any?
If I did I would keep her and not hand her over to you. ;p
I can't imagine you being that selfish.
Unless, of course, you thought I'd ruin her. . .
I'd treat her well. Honest!
But you'd never be able to kiss her on the lips. . .
There are other uses for lips.
Damn, you just wanted me to say that, didn't you?
Yes. Yes I did. My impish goal of the day is to send the women who lust after you into a frenzy by having you fuel their imaginations. Muhahahahaha.
Women? Lust after me? You must have some other cockroach in mind.
Oh, I've seen it in action. I'm jealous.
You want some of the women? They aren't mine to give away, but if you ask politely, some might be very interested. You are, after all, a hottie.
Haha. I'd have to say, thank you but no thank you. That'd be like harem left overs. Ick. ;D
*grins* You should go after people who friend me before I friend them back. They're "unused"
That requires more work than I am currently willing to do. Besides, shouldn't I have Oak leaves groupies by now? There must be some reason why under-qualified people do this job take it and wear it like a badge. . . it must be the groupies!
Shush! Logic is not allowed!
An asexual harem? Hehehe.
I state, as part of my harem gathering campaign, that I shall kiss all my harem on the lips! Of course, my husband may then kill everyone..... ;)
He'll just sit on them, not kill them.
You he'd sit on. Everyone else he'd probably kill. Alas, I have found the real reason I can never have a harem. *sob!*