• Mood: amused
• Music: "Jolly Mon Sing", -JB

Secrets revealed? Never!

Official #1: "I can't wait to see their faces!"

Official #2: "Whose?"

Official #1: "The faces of the people watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony! They'll all be shocked!"

Official #2: "No, they won't."

Official #1: "What? Why not! Our Opening Ceremony rocks!"

Official #2: "But they already know what's going on."

Official #1: "What?!?! How?!?!"

Official #2: "Dude, you invited 35,000 people. Did you think the ceremony would be a secret if you invited that many people?"

Official #1: "Oh, I guess you have a point."

(Thanks to beautycorrosion for this little dialogue)