Official #2: "Whose?"
Official #1: "The faces of the people watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony! They'll all be shocked!"
Official #2: "No, they won't."
Official #1: "What? Why not! Our Opening Ceremony rocks!"
Official #2: "But they already know what's going on."
Official #1: "What?!?! How?!?!"
Official #2: "Dude, you invited 35,000 people. Did you think the ceremony would be a secret if you invited that many people?"
Official #1: "Oh, I guess you have a point."
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