October 5th, 2004
|01:23 pm - Sneezing my way to Sin.|
Yesterday, on the South Oval, I was told something intriguing.
Getting drunk, getting high, smoking weed, talking about my sexual conquests, disregarding women, fighting with my parents, piercing God knows what, cheating on my girlfriend, being unable to get an erection, whining about my state in life, and being unable to find a job. . .
are all symptoms of sin.
If I don't have the symptoms, do I still have the disease?
Current Mood: curious
Current Music: "Up On the Housetop", -JB
Damn, I'm pierced and cannot get an erection unless it's plastic. Does that make me less of a sinner.... ;)
And you're still a sinner. I have proof.
Like from a certain hot tub at Wellspring?
Ooohhh yeah, that. I was thinking about the other thing.
Other thing? ? ? ?
Oh, wait. Now I remember.
Keep that under your hat. I paid good money for that never to get out, you know.
I'm up for it. As long as I can write a check. [heh]
|Date:||October 5th, 2004 10:36 am (UTC)|| |
Some of these make sense, like the chemical "vices." I can see how people would label those a sin. But whining? Joblessness?
Not getting erections?
YE OLD ONES, I'm in the wrong faith. In a system where not having hard-ons is a sin, I'd be a fucking God.
I know. It's terrible that we didn't know about this one years ago. . .
Does this mean that we can start calling you the Immaculate Pagan?
Erm, knowing this crowd, you just started it, whether I approve or not :)
You can't get an erection? Gr...now you have me thinking about penises. XD
EVERYONE is a sinner, okay? Adam and Eve ate the fruit. That means that thousands of years later, you are born with their sin. Little babies aren't innocent, they're evil little hell-spawning sinners!
i'm not semitic, therefore i am not descended from them :) prolly from those godless people of nod that cain fell in with :)
if there was no sin, there'd be no need for a church, would there? >:)
According to the "Lost Books of the Bible", Cain mated with his twin sister Luluwa, so I guess you're still descended from Adam and Eve. ;-)
i didn't say i was descended from cain though :)
According to all Catholics, you are born a sinner, you will die a sinner, and you better spend the rest of your life groveling for it.
However, this makes me wonder, how much do you think Pagans belive in "SIn"? How would we define this? Transgressions against our own personal deity? against our own code of conduct?
Not having an erection is a sign of sin? I shall remember that next time I'm in church! I wouldn't want to offend anybody.