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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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October 5th, 2004

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01:23 pm - Sneezing my way to Sin.
Yesterday, on the South Oval, I was told something intriguing.

Getting drunk, getting high, smoking weed, talking about my sexual conquests, disregarding women, fighting with my parents, piercing God knows what, cheating on my girlfriend, being unable to get an erection, whining about my state in life, and being unable to find a job. . .

are all symptoms of sin.

If I don't have the symptoms, do I still have the disease?
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Current Music: "Up On the Housetop", -JB

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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
Damn, I'm pierced and cannot get an erection unless it's plastic. Does that make me less of a sinner.... ;)

And you're still a sinner. I have proof.
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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:58 am (UTC)
video proof?

Like from a certain hot tub at Wellspring?
Date:October 5th, 2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
Ooohhh yeah, that. I was thinking about the other thing.
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Date:October 5th, 2004 12:13 pm (UTC)
Other thing? ? ? ?

Oh, wait. Now I remember.

Keep that under your hat. I paid good money for that never to get out, you know.
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Date:October 5th, 2004 04:03 pm (UTC)
Bidding war, anyone?
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Date:October 5th, 2004 04:16 pm (UTC)
I'm up for it. As long as I can write a check. [heh]
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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:36 am (UTC)
Some of these make sense, like the chemical "vices." I can see how people would label those a sin. But whining? Joblessness?

Not getting erections?

YE OLD ONES, I'm in the wrong faith. In a system where not having hard-ons is a sin, I'd be a fucking God.
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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:45 am (UTC)
I know. It's terrible that we didn't know about this one years ago. . .
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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:49 am (UTC)
Does this mean that we can start calling you the Immaculate Pagan?
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Date:October 5th, 2004 10:56 am (UTC)
Erm, knowing this crowd, you just started it, whether I approve or not :)
Date:October 5th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC)
You can't get an erection? Gr...now you have me thinking about penises. XD

EVERYONE is a sinner, okay? Adam and Eve ate the fruit. That means that thousands of years later, you are born with their sin. Little babies aren't innocent, they're evil little hell-spawning sinners!
Date:October 7th, 2004 06:40 am (UTC)
i'm not semitic, therefore i am not descended from them :) prolly from those godless people of nod that cain fell in with :)

if there was no sin, there'd be no need for a church, would there? >:)
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Date:October 7th, 2004 10:00 pm (UTC)
According to the "Lost Books of the Bible", Cain mated with his twin sister Luluwa, so I guess you're still descended from Adam and Eve. ;-)
Date:October 8th, 2004 04:56 pm (UTC)
i didn't say i was descended from cain though :)
Date:October 5th, 2004 02:16 pm (UTC)

Original Sin?

According to all Catholics, you are born a sinner, you will die a sinner, and you better spend the rest of your life groveling for it.

However, this makes me wonder, how much do you think Pagans belive in "SIn"? How would we define this? Transgressions against our own personal deity? against our own code of conduct?

Date:October 5th, 2004 03:55 pm (UTC)
Not having an erection is a sign of sin? I shall remember that next time I'm in church! I wouldn't want to offend anybody.

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