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Ár nDraíocht Féin
Three Cranes
Chaos Matrix

November 1st, 2004

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09:56 am - Your mission, should you choose to accept it. . .
Please fire the following sigil:

1. Memorize the sigil
2. Obtain Gnosis
3. Forget about it

Okay, good so far. Now, what is gnosis and how do you obtain it?

Gnosis is the state in which your mind is completely free and open; vacuity. It is at this moment that you can re-imprint a new reality onto your brain, and by doing that, you create a new reality.

So how do you get to these states?

Orgasm is the easiest, quickest way to get there. At the moment of orgasm, visualize the sigil and let it imprint itself onto your consciousness.

You can also do it through all sorts of other nifty methods: watching TV for too long can induce a state of vacuity, for instance (which makes commercials particularly dangerous); repeated tasks can also cause you to reach gnosis; the way most of us are familiar with achieving gnosis is through religious worship.

So, good luck, and thank you for participating.
Current Mood: deviousexperimental
Current Music: "Back to the Island", -JB

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Date:November 1st, 2004 07:27 am (UTC)
HHmmm, orgasm and religious worship aren't necesarily mutually exclusive you know ;)

Since I'm not currently seeing anyone I'll have to go with meditation.

Date:November 1st, 2004 08:23 am (UTC)


Since I'm not currently seeing anyone I'll have to go with meditation.

I would like to introduce you to your good friend, Mr. Hand. He is quite capable of helping you reach orgasim, sometimes he's even willing to do several times a day...

(I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist)
[User Picture]
Date:November 1st, 2004 08:37 am (UTC)

Re: ...

LMAO!! Mr. Hand and his associats Rosy Palm and her sisters are dear old friends of mine. But for religious purposes, they just don't have what it takes ;) LMAO
[User Picture]
Date:November 1st, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
Okay, man. But it's gonna take me some time to erase the image of Arthur of The Tick from my mind first...
Date:November 1st, 2004 08:11 am (UTC)
hee hee hee, give me till this afternoon, and then I might have the time and privacy to reach gnosis.

interesting experiment. I can tell you what the sigil looks like to me, but that would most likely influence other's perceptions, which would suck. :P

miss ya!
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Date:November 1st, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
Haha. Yes, you have a point. Moving the cut.

Also, very observant. I applaud. But as you seem to realize, noting exactly what the purpose of the sigil is will decrease its affectiveness.

Strange thing about sigils, that.
[User Picture]
Date:November 1st, 2004 08:36 am (UTC)
Wait! I have a better idea.

Sigil: You're fired

Yes, I know that was the lamest thing I've heard in awhile but I just couldn't resist.
[User Picture]
Date:November 1st, 2004 09:24 pm (UTC)
It might be better to call the sigil into your office, sit it down, and speak kindly to it, promising to write it a nice letter of recommendation and to provide it with career counseling through the hr department.
Date:November 1st, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC)
Fired. I may do itn again later though. I can't forget what its for, as I have no idea anyway.
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Date:November 1st, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
Fired. As far as I can tell the only result is that I am no longer tired. Which is sad because I need to sleep so I can get up early and vote.

Time for sominex . . .
Date:November 2nd, 2004 10:31 am (UTC)
meh, can't seem to forget the image. i keep trying to replace it with a rose or something. i think i am trying to hard.

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