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Ár nDraíocht Féin
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Chaos Matrix

November 1st, 2004

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09:56 am - Your mission, should you choose to accept it. . .
Please fire the following sigil:

1. Memorize the sigil
2. Obtain Gnosis
3. Forget about it

Okay, good so far. Now, what is gnosis and how do you obtain it?

Gnosis is the state in which your mind is completely free and open; vacuity. It is at this moment that you can re-imprint a new reality onto your brain, and by doing that, you create a new reality.

So how do you get to these states?

Orgasm is the easiest, quickest way to get there. At the moment of orgasm, visualize the sigil and let it imprint itself onto your consciousness.

You can also do it through all sorts of other nifty methods: watching TV for too long can induce a state of vacuity, for instance (which makes commercials particularly dangerous); repeated tasks can also cause you to reach gnosis; the way most of us are familiar with achieving gnosis is through religious worship.

So, good luck, and thank you for participating.
Current Mood: deviousexperimental
Current Music: "Back to the Island", -JB

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Date:November 1st, 2004 07:27 am (UTC)
HHmmm, orgasm and religious worship aren't necesarily mutually exclusive you know ;)

Since I'm not currently seeing anyone I'll have to go with meditation.

Date:November 1st, 2004 08:23 am (UTC)


Since I'm not currently seeing anyone I'll have to go with meditation.

I would like to introduce you to your good friend, Mr. Hand. He is quite capable of helping you reach orgasim, sometimes he's even willing to do several times a day...

(I'm sorry, but I just couldn't resist)
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Date:November 1st, 2004 08:37 am (UTC)

Re: ...

LMAO!! Mr. Hand and his associats Rosy Palm and her sisters are dear old friends of mine. But for religious purposes, they just don't have what it takes ;) LMAO

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