January 18th, 2005
|01:38 pm - Buttons and trousers and trousers and buttons. . .|
Goddamn buttons on trousers!
Who would replace a zipper with buttons?
Are they trying to make teeth obsolete?
Think of the teeth, people!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Love in Decline", -JB
When it comes to undoing jeans with teeth, zippers are for underachievers.
Or for the less nimble-tongued. And this from someone who can touch her tongue with her nose AND tie a knot in a cherry stem. Never you mind about silly buttons and zippers.
teeth are made for buttons....not for zippers..that is for underachievers...:)
On the other hand, you're not likely to get yourself seriously injured by being caught in buttons...
you could go my route, I'm wearing kilts more and more often, nothing but buckles or snaps!
|Date:||January 19th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC)|| |
I do think of the teeth. And quite frankly, I think it was a bad day that the zipper ever replaced buttoned flys on trousers. Interestingly enough, it takes the same amount of time for a guy to get the zipper down, as it does to open only two buttons on the fly.