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Silly quizzes.

From JTSM

relatioship test

eXpressive: 5/10
Practical: 4/10
Physical: 6/10
Giver: 4/10

You are a RSYT--Reserved Sentimental Physical Taker. This makes you a Brute.

You are volatile, stormy and incredibly sexy. You have a hungry, fascinating way about you. You are a riot when you're happy and a menace when you're angry. You are strangely appealing to your target sex, and they find themselves drawn in despite their wiser instincts.

In your professional life, your type makes you a star, a force to be reckoned with, and the one people trust when they have a problem that's beyond them. In a relationship, you are a bull in a china shop, and if your partner isn't clever s/he may get plowed down. I could warn you to be more communicative with and sensitive to your partner, but that's just not going to happen. You don't ask much of your significant other, so you have no tolerance for high demands on you. For you, it's either love it or leave it.

You work hard and play hard. You enjoy a good drink. You have had many lovers and will have many more. People try and fail to get you into bed. They want you for a friend and fear you as an enemy.

This may not sound too flattering, but the truth is that because you know yourself so well you're happier in a relationship than most everybody else.

Hemingway would write about you. Maybe Hemingway is you.

Of the 192372 people who have taken this quiz, 2.6 % are this type.


personality test

Wackiness: 50/100
Rationality: 56/100
Constructiveness: 38/100
Leadership: 56/100


You are a SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a Mob Boss.

You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.

People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.

You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.

Please don't kick my ass.

Of the 91404 people who have taken this quiz since tracking began (8/17/2004), 3.6 % are this type.

Eh, I'm generally unimpressed with both tests. They just don't take into account the biggest part of my personality, which is basically that I'm an idealist who doesn't generally care too much about the details or that I'm always right. I'm laid back, and best at home where there's no place to go and all day to get there, barefoot and smiling.

But no matter what personality quiz I take, that's not who I am. I don't think that these quiz makers believe people like me exist. . . that there are guys who just take life as it comes, and refuse to get upset over most things.

Who knows. Maybe I don't really exist, if all these pop psychologists don't think that I do.
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