I've been plagerized on the internet!
I'm sooooo happy! I'm important! I've been waiting for this day for years!
This day just gets better and better!
(edit: I should probably include the source. View the source here (third post down) and my own work here. The most amusing thing? Someone even complimented it, and he didn't say he didn't write it! I didn't come up with "Pale Patriarchal Penis People", either, but I'll shout from the rooftops that I heard it from John Michael Greer if anyone ever comments on it! And I'm totally serious about being damn proud right now!)