February 24th, 2005
|01:39 pm - As the pot of petunias said, "Oh, no, not again!"|
I was hoping I'd never get another one of these. See, it's been a while, and I was thinking that five conversations with Eris would be more than enough, and it would fit nicely into the law of fives.
Now, I'm afraid I have 19 more before I hit 25. Best case scenario, it'll be 17 more for me to hit 23. But, that's what you get with a crazy lady with a golden apple.
PCtG: Oh? Eris?
Eris: You missed me that much? Already squeeing over my voice in your ear?
PCtG: Ha. In case you didn't notice, an eye-roll accompanied that "Oh Eris," as well as the questioning raise in my voice.
Eris: Green, you're always much more handsome when you lie and say you missed my sexy voice.
PCtG: Well, I did miss it. But it was more of a "Oh, shit, what did I do to piss her off now?" kind of miss.
Eris: You're a strange one, Green. I like that.
PCtG: Right back at ya, babe.
Eris: So, Green. What's up? What have you been doing with your time? Winning more souls for Chaos?
PCtG: I'm not going to do your dirty-work for you, Eris. You can win your own souls. But you know me. Writing, trying to help others learn, dealing with cash-flow issues. The usual. What about you?
Eris: Why, I'm busy putting beautiful women you can't have in your path. You think you're just lucky? This takes work!
PCtG: Yes, I've noticed. Thanks for that, by the way. There's a lot to be said for just making friends. Oh, hey! I do have a question.
Eris: What's that? Because I'm not telling you what colour underwear shizukagozen's wearing.
PCtG: I already know the answer to that one. No, what's up with the dreams? I'v ehad a crapload of them recently.
Eris: Well, you have been reading Necronomicons. Or is it Necronomici? Either way, you've been reading some fucked up shit.
PCtG: So Shubby and the Crawling Chaos are figments?
Eris: No, Figment is a dragon.
PCtG: You know what I mean.
Eris: I stand by that statement. They aren't figments.
PCtG: You're telling me this shit is RealTM?
Eris: I'm telling you that you made your reality, now go lie in it. Kinda like a bed, but less warm and comfortable, and a bit more eldritch.
Eris: Hey, it's your mind. You wanted to be the Chaote.
PCtG: I'll should just stick to meditating on the nature of sandwiches.
Eris: You should be careful with that, Green.
PCtG: What, afraid I'll discover the secret to life? That all your tomfoolery will be in vain?
Eris: Something like that.
PCtG: Always so cryptic, huh?
Eris: I'm the goddess of Chaos. What more do you expect?
PCtG: You have a point. I suppose expectation would just set me up for disappointment. Or a crazy ego-manical frenzy if I was right.
Eris: And we can't have that.
PCtG: You're damn right we can't have that.
Eris: Glad you agree with me, Green. Oh! Someone just came in. I have to run.
PCtG: Just came in? What do you mean?
Eris: To the bar, silly. Now drink up or you're going to have to pay for that margarita.
PCtG: Yes, ma'am!
Eris: Now that's what I like to hear! One last thing.
**Eris lays a kiss on PCtG. A hard kiss. Lingering.**
PCtG: . . .
Eris: [winking] Love you, Greeny!
PCtG: . . .
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Honey Do", -JB
She has a way of doing that. I added some links to the entry after you posted, namely one to the two dreams I mention and one to Figment :)
Eris: No, Figment is a dragon.
That was my favorite line. *nods*
*checks out links*
To deny it would be certain death.
And a bald-faced lie.
That's something that can't be disagreed with.
Always with Eris and the underwear. If she really loved me she'd send me a girlfriend. If she did that I'd name a vibrator after her.
|Date:||February 24th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)|| |
naming a vibrator after her
I can't tell if that's heresy or the best praise offering ever.
Re: naming a vibrator after her
The best ever considering she keeps stealing my panties!! :D
|Date:||February 24th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)|| |
So have you read "Polaria: The Gift of The White Stone"? It's an alchemical treatment of Lovecraft's work. Bizzare, but interesting.
I have not. But I'm headed over to Amazon to go look for it.
"PCtG: I'll should just stick to meditating on the nature of sandwiches.
Eris: You should be careful with that, Green."
Haha. She speaks truth. There's an actual reason that I'm Bread Sandwich.
Yes, as I contemplate sandwiches, the Bread Sandwich is high on my list.
Just be glad it was only petunias.
The snapdragons, oh god...
We have snapdragons in the back yard that are trying to make a break for freedom. They usually end up in the middle of the path by midsummer.