shizukagozen:- Seen three UFO's: a "weather baloon", a "cigar", and a "moving-lights-in-weird-patterns". I still do not believe in UFO's.
- Been met at two airports in one year with boobies!
- Laughed at Cthulhu's tentacled face.
- Eaten the heart of a goose.
- Spent four days at Harvard and three days at the University of Richmond rubbing elbows with some of the biggest names in Celtic studies.
- Created and performed an entire liturgy based on the lyrics and songs of Jimmy Buffett. I managed to be totally serious while doing this.
- Had my two front teeth knocked out by the butt of a gun.
- Carried on an intelligent conversation with a cockroach
- Been unable to produce a tear due to emotion for over a decade and a half.
- Drove for 24 hours both ways to Key West, only to spend 6 hours on the Key. During this trip, I started drinking before noon, sat on the beach with a hot german journalist, ate a coconut directly off the palm tree for breakfast, went to Captain Tony's Saloon, and decided not to stay to watch sunset in Mallory Square.
- Edit: Oh, and I studied for two years under the greatest fencing master in the world. I forgot to put that on. :)
