One of these days, I suppose I'll grow up.
But today is not that day.
Okay, children. Do we need to administer an intelligence test before you can use the services our office offers?
When you download something from the interent, you should read the file marked "readme". If you do this, you can save yourself about 1-2 working days while we get back to you, and you won't feel so STUPID!
But then again, I'd be out of a job. Keep being stupid.