August 9th, 2004


Secrets revealed? Never!

Official #1: "I can't wait to see their faces!"

Official #2: "Whose?"

Official #1: "The faces of the people watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony! They'll all be shocked!"

Official #2: "No, they won't."

Official #1: "What? Why not! Our Opening Ceremony rocks!"

Official #2: "But they already know what's going on."

Official #1: "What?!?! How?!?!"

Official #2: "Dude, you invited 35,000 people. Did you think the ceremony would be a secret if you invited that many people?"

Official #1: "Oh, I guess you have a point."

(Thanks to beautycorrosion for this little dialogue)
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KC trip info:

I probably won't have time to hang out in KC when I arrive, but I will after I leave. So, if I arrive on Sunday around noon, can someone get me to the airport on Monday?

Arrive: Nov. 24, 2004

        Airport:     Flight:    Action:

        CMH-MDW-MCI     2228    Depart Columbus (CMH) at 8:10 AM
                                Arrive in Chicago (MDW) at 8:20 AM
                        929     Change planes in Chicago (MDW) departing at 9:55 AM
                                Arrive in Kansas City (MCI) at 11:20 AM

Depart: Nov. 29, 2004

        MCI-STL-CMH     794     Depart Kansas City (MCI) at 4:25 PM
                                Arrive in St. Louis (STL) at 5:20 PM
                        420     Change planes in St. Louis (STL) departing at 8:00 PM
                                Arrive in Columbus (CMH) at 10:10 PM

I'm so trying to find out if a whip is considered "carry-on" or not. . .
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    "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus", -JB
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