If magic is the art of bending reality to fit your will, I declare myself a master magician.
I just made a chocolate cake appear out of nowhere. I was just thinking, "Damn, I don't have the cash to get anything to eat, but I'm hungry."
And then the cake magically appeared at the front desk.
Well, actually, it came from the office next door, but does that mean that I didn't cause it to be the guy's birthday? I don't think so.