October 5th, 2004


Sneezing my way to Sin.

Yesterday, on the South Oval, I was told something intriguing.

Getting drunk, getting high, smoking weed, talking about my sexual conquests, disregarding women, fighting with my parents, piercing God knows what, cheating on my girlfriend, being unable to get an erection, whining about my state in life, and being unable to find a job. . .

are all symptoms of sin.

If I don't have the symptoms, do I still have the disease?