July 25th, 2008

surya

Discordian divniation . . .

I've recently gone back to looking at the rune dice I have, and am looking at the next Chronarchy.Com update with the possibility of selling them in the near future.

I should point out, though, that everyone already owns an amazing divination tool: Discordian Dice Divination.

You take a six-sided die and roll it. Depending on the number you roll, you compare it against the below chart to determine what the outcome should be:

1Think for yourself, schmuck
2Think for yourself, schmuck
3Think for yourself, schmuck
4Think for yourself, schmuck
5Think for yourself, schmuck
6Think for yourself, schmuck


And Lo, the angel did appear before them, and spake: "Dude, who am I? Your mother?"

(thanks to LMNO for the inspiration, on another forum)