Interesting review, but did you see the one below yours? I was disturbed.

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The one about "bonking"? Haha. Yes, I think it puts mine to shame. :)

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Nice review. I thought it covered the subject matter withoutbeing obtuse. And I would probably agree if I ever saw the movie.

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I'd be very interested in your review if you ever did :)

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*grins* thank you.

And yes, it's probably very skewed because of people like me :)

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very good, readable and quite funny.

I found it sad that the review above yous, the woman comments on the barbaric nature of Roman punishment. Yes, like the CHRISTIAN Inquisition was ever so civilized... erg.

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Thank you.

I read through her review briefly. But I've noticed that the reviews that give it 5 stars are not the ones I find helpful, curiously enough.

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My final statement though is the one I thought throughout the whole movie: "WTF is Mel doing? He has all that Monica Bellucci, and he's not using it!" It's a crime to put that woman in baggy clothes that cover her body.

You are officially one of my favourite people.

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It's true! How do you justify that?

I think in the whole review, I'm most proud of that. Indeed, it is possible that I am more proud of that than anything I've said this month!

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Widely considered hot. Generally, for me it depends. But she's often also naked.

There are galleries on her website.

Depending on who can see your computer screen, the gallery may or may not be safe for work. The splash page of the website is. The website is also in Italian. :)

You can also try a Google Image Search for her.

The safest place to look, though, is at IMDB, of course.

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Haha. Probably not :)

But here's a really good non-nude pic.

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Yep. You'll find a pic of that here.

You see, there's just not enough skin there :)

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Exactly! It's horrid! Terrible! And she looks like that for the whole freaking movie!

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Oh, and I'd definitely suggest picking up a different movie with her in it. She was seriously misused this movie, though, as I mention. There was exactly 0 skin.

*sighs*

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I personally prefer the musical version, Nailed! http://www.somethingpositive.net/songnailed.html

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haha. Score :)

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Buh. I hate that movie with a passion(aren't I punny?). It was so incredibly horrible. Satan was a woman, and at one point, s/he was carrying around a little hairy midget baby.

I laughed during the part where Jesus was walking with his cross to the top of the hill and kept falling down. Everyone around me was crying, and I just couldn't help it. I laughed. Does that make me a bad person? :P

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midget baby

I thought it was a monkey, actually. . .

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Hmm, looks like one person so far didn't like your review.

26 of 27 people found the following review helpful

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Well, I don't expect everyone would find it helpful. The most helpful reviews, after all, are rather full of praise. . . Mine isn't.

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"The flashback sequences bugged me, but I also found one hilarious. There was one where he's flashing back to where he's making a table, and Mary laughs at his efforts, and I couldn't help but think of the comedy skit where they bring out some of Christ's carpentry creations and say, "Look, this is why he became a rabbi. He simply couldn't do carpentry. We think this is supposed to be a chair, but it's hard to tell. He was just bad." But the joke they told at that point was the worst."

You RULE! ;) "A spice rack...?" Now, thanks to you, I'm gonna go watch Kids In The Hall 'til my eyes bleed...

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Haha. I need to watch that skit again. I wish I remembered it better :)

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