March 30th, 2005
|09:05 am - Fun stuff|
I was thinking about my friends. Some of you should really meet. I'm sure I know people you should meet.
What pretense would you offer for meeting them?
What would you talk about?
Would I get to listen/hang out/particiapte/watch/be there?
No. We can't talk about you if you're listening?
Maybe. You'll need to fill out the following forms in triplicate.
You're a pervert, chronarchy
. We won't be doing that
! (Or will we?)
We're planning on it!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Cowboy in the Jungle", -JB
I think everyone should meet you, first. You're sexy, witty, and fun to hang out with. Hottie.
. Between Monsterous Constitutions from Outer Space and Knights of Indecision, the guy's got my vote for coolest Discordian in ADF. He's also probably the coolest Discordian in the UK. Word has it he's a hottie, but I'm unqualified to judge such things.
. I haven't met her either, but damn if she doesn't sound remarkably interesting, and next time I go through Florida, I'm going to make a special stop to meet her. Definitely a hottie. It's her writing style that really gets me about her, though. It's amazing.
. She's a hottie, and really, really fun to hang out with.
. Just read an entry or two of hers. She's bubbly, fun, and she can keep up with me while hiking, which is a definite plus (no one has done that in years). Oh, and she's a hottie.
Is that about what you expected? :)
Boy, it's like being superficial.
yay! everyone meet me, cause I'm a sucker for new friends!
Come one, come all! Meet the amazing healing_coyote
Only 25¢ per person!
Wow, she's going cheap! Is it a sale? Are you sure it's not for lowly monthly installments of .25 for the next 1000 years?
That's just to meet her. If you want to take her home, there's taxes, titling, and licensing that has to be done as well as the base retail price.
What does meeting her include? Do we only get to look at her through a plexiglass window and wave? And what if we get her in our home and just never let her leave? 'Cuz she will be at my house and I can easily arrange that.
She's in a cage, of course, with her hands tied above her head.
Trust me, it's better that way.
If you get her into your house and don't want to let her leave, I call dibs on tying her up!
I don't know whether to be turned on... or turned on. :P
|Date:||March 31st, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)|| |
Hehe. I saved me 25¢. ;-)
I have learned to never expect anything from you-- that way I know exactly what to expect.
But I must protest, I am not sexy. Except when I am hot. Which, incidentally, is all the time. ;)
I will be meeting fred_smith
if you talk him into coming. You should make singingwren
come too. People just do not know what they are missing. :)
I'm trying to talk fred_smith
into coming, because then I can meet him :) But really, I'm looking at it more as a bonus, if he shows up. It'd be like WWF
As for singingwren
: Yes, she should come as well. And I try to tell people what they're missing!
re: expectations: I often worry that people might think I'm shallow because a lot of my friends are hotties. I find it interesting that some people exclude themselves from the "hottie" category, too, even though I don't exclude them. There's also the issue of that category becoming overused, and so "hottie" is no longer perceived of as a compliment because I use it so often.
Really, I just really, really like my fiends, and I like them for personality first. "Hottie" is not a superficial designation at all, but rather relies on the personality and the character of the person before it relies on looks and such things. A lot of people are so used to dealing with the superficial that they fail to see that I'm not talking about superficial things. In fact, because so much of my interaction with people is online, I'm usually referring to hotties as a designation of their online personality, rather than their physical structure.
It's a curious reflection, really, and one I think on quite often.
Damn, I am only hot online? There goes my ego!
I'd say you were hot offline, but m3ch
might sit on me. He already tried once!
Only because you were staring at my chest.
You know, that sounds much dirtier than it should.....
It *should* have been much dirtier than it sounds!
There is still time to fix that!
Wow. I'm going to steal that description, if you're okay with that. Now I have to live up to being cool. Damn.