March 30th, 2005
|09:05 am - Fun stuff|
I was thinking about my friends. Some of you should really meet. I'm sure I know people you should meet.
What pretense would you offer for meeting them?
What would you talk about?
Would I get to listen/hang out/particiapte/watch/be there?
No. We can't talk about you if you're listening?
Maybe. You'll need to fill out the following forms in triplicate.
You're a pervert, chronarchy
. We won't be doing that
! (Or will we?)
We're planning on it!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Cowboy in the Jungle", -JB
Wow, she's going cheap! Is it a sale? Are you sure it's not for lowly monthly installments of .25 for the next 1000 years?
That's just to meet her. If you want to take her home, there's taxes, titling, and licensing that has to be done as well as the base retail price.
What does meeting her include? Do we only get to look at her through a plexiglass window and wave? And what if we get her in our home and just never let her leave? 'Cuz she will be at my house and I can easily arrange that.
She's in a cage, of course, with her hands tied above her head.
Trust me, it's better that way.
If you get her into your house and don't want to let her leave, I call dibs on tying her up!
I don't know whether to be turned on... or turned on. :P