Why is She always right?

Eris smiled. "Green, you look troubled. What's up?"

Startled, I looked up. "Oh, I'm just thinking."

"Oh, does it hurt much?" she asked.

I flipped her off.

"Green, some days you just don't have a sense of humour."

I sighed and smiled. "I do have a sense of humour. It's just not as evolved as yours, Lady."

"Yes," she said, smiling. "You just keep remembering that."