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May 23rd, 2005


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10:08 am - Ha-HAR!
Stolen from singingwren

If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?

Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
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Current Music: "Trouble on the Horizon", -JB
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From:anivair
Date:May 23rd, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC)
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FYI: I just failed to hack your lj account, so bravo on the password.

I'll post somehting bleedingly wrong later.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, not having my LJ password as a dictionary word probably helps. :)
From:ceolnamara
Date:May 23rd, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
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It's not very imaginative, but it's the first thing that came to mind...

"Damn, that threesome with Monika and Meghan was HOTTT. Those girls are smokin'."

Second, more imaginative one...

"In my great plan to plot the downfall of the world as you know it, I have invoked* Cthulu into George W. Bush. I am greatly looking forward to the explosion and flying body parts."

Ehh, still not great. Oh well.

*Should that be "evoked"
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
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Those girls are smokin'

Damn straight! Talk about being a lucky man!

I have invoked Cthulu

The most amusing part would be that the Secret Service would have to admit to a belief in the supernatural to prosecute me.
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From:anivair
Date:May 23rd, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
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How about this?

"You know what I hate? Bitches. They keep calling me and writing me.

As I see it, all women are essentially bitches. They have varrying degrees of civility, but in the end they're mostly self centered queens of the collective hive. brood mothers with of without a brood who believe all live to serve them. I need to get less bitches in my life.

Also, I think i've come to a final conclusion on something. Gay people are weird. It's just unnatural. Gives me the heebiejeebies.

Also, Jimmy Buffet is not nearly as talented as I thought he was."
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
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*nods*

Yep, it would get me in trouble and I'd never get laid again. I approve of this.

Good luck getting in to post it! :)
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From:triskele
Date:May 23rd, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
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"I'm leaving ADF. It's a bunch of bunk, and I'm tired of all the infighting. Helping read through people's DPs has been a draining experience, and I have no more to give to an organization that shows such little promise.-MJD"
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
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The only way to end that is: "PS: ADF is no longer allowed to use any of my work, bitches!"

*snickers*
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC)
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Who'd apply for that job?

Of course, harem members would get first consideration. . .
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
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No worries there :)
From:shizukagozen
Date:May 23rd, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Hi. I have had a sex change and am marrying Mazi (shizukagozen) in a hot lesbian orgy. m3ch has promised not to sit on me, but he insists I am the ugliest woman he has ever seen. We will be honeymooning in Fiji and I will have many photographs to share upon my return.

I apologize for not informing my harem of this recent turn in events, but she is a jealous bitch. Do not tell her I said that, though, or she'll sit on me. On second thought.....
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
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Hehe. I'd so do that for you!
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From:kallisti
Date:May 23rd, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)

Important message from the Department of Homelands Security

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NOTICE: The Department of Homelands Security has confiscated this terrorist discussion forum as we have determined that M J Dangler, AKA Chronarchy, AKA Ossama bin Laden, AKA George Herbert Walker Bush, has been using this site to plan terrorist activies in the glorious Fatherland of the United States of America. His nefarious actions have compromised the mental security of our glorious Fatherland and caused panic, discord and doubt among millions. As such, we will be only be posting calm, soothing messages along with recommended dosage for your somma pills to counteract the damage done by this nefarious charactor.

Thank you for caring about our glorious Fatherland!

A. Hilter III,
illustrious leader of the Department of Homelands Security,
The glorious Fatherland of the United States of America,
The Fourth Religious Reich.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 06:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Important message from the Department of Homelands Security

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If my journal ever becomes boring to me, I think I'll end with this post!

Thanks much :)
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From:ninjer
Date:May 23rd, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
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HEY EVERYONE THIS IS COMPLETELY ninjer AND I HAVE HACKED THIS ACCOUNT ALSO I LIKE TEA


(And then I'd wonder, for days, how you caught me.)
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
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I can't imagine. Maybe something in the post would tip me off? Nah. . .
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From:singingwren
Date:May 23rd, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)

bwaha!

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"This morning when I was taking a shower I realized it wasn't as safe as I thought I was. I dropped the soap, reached for it, and knew immediately that something was amiss.

Maybe, I decided, I should use soap that is not yellow and shaped like an apple.

I have hence decided that from now on I will only shower with other people. This way, I can avoid being alone and vulnerable to the more questionable forces of the universe.

There will be no goats involved, so please do not ask about perverse fertility, but if you would like to know more about "pleasures to great to be named" I might be of assistance.

Please leave a comment here if you would be willing to help rub down a dirty boy in the shower."
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 23rd, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)

Re: bwaha!

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Ha! I love it!

Maybe I should just post it. :)
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From:mayden_dor
Date:May 23rd, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
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WHO WANTS A GOLDEN SHOWER????
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 24th, 2005 11:36 am (UTC)
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Haha! I don't *think* anyone on my friends' list would go for it, but certain people have surprised me before with their sexual exploits. . .
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From:smithing_chick
Date:May 24th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)

Re: Announcement

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Dude! It's all about the Rule of 5's. :)

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From:bloodlikerain
Date:May 24th, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
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lots and lots of homosexual erotica
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 24th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC)
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If it's about Clark and Lex, and written by mlleelizabeth, I'd sit and read it all day.
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From:edelweiss68
Date:May 24th, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
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"My Buffett Rite is, in fact, a well-planned and neatly-executed joke that you all fell for like the sheep you are... I've been a Parrothead with tongue firmly in cheek, and I now take it out to tell you all to shove your fins up your asses. Signed, the Son of a Son of a Bitch..."

*giggle* :)
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 24th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
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"I got a native tongue from way down south that sits in the cheek of my gulf-costal mouth."

Son of a bitch, or son of a beach?
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From:smithing_chick
Date:May 24th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
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I have suddenly realized that I have missed my true calling in life. I must leave you all now so that I can fully immerse myself in my studies to become an Abstract Expressionist Painter. With Crayons.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 24th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
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Crayons and colouring books are the only kind of "art" I really understand.

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