FYI: I just failed to hack your lj account, so bravo on the password.

I'll post somehting bleedingly wrong later.

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Yeah, not having my LJ password as a dictionary word probably helps. :)

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It's not very imaginative, but it's the first thing that came to mind...

"Damn, that threesome with Monika and Meghan was HOTTT. Those girls are smokin'."

Second, more imaginative one...

"In my great plan to plot the downfall of the world as you know it, I have invoked* Cthulu into George W. Bush. I am greatly looking forward to the explosion and flying body parts."

Ehh, still not great. Oh well.

*Should that be "evoked"

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Those girls are smokin'

Damn straight! Talk about being a lucky man!

I have invoked Cthulu

The most amusing part would be that the Secret Service would have to admit to a belief in the supernatural to prosecute me.

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How about this?

"You know what I hate? Bitches. They keep calling me and writing me.

As I see it, all women are essentially bitches. They have varrying degrees of civility, but in the end they're mostly self centered queens of the collective hive. brood mothers with of without a brood who believe all live to serve them. I need to get less bitches in my life.

Also, I think i've come to a final conclusion on something. Gay people are weird. It's just unnatural. Gives me the heebiejeebies.

Also, Jimmy Buffet is not nearly as talented as I thought he was."

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*nods*

Yep, it would get me in trouble and I'd never get laid again. I approve of this.

Good luck getting in to post it! :)

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"I'm leaving ADF. It's a bunch of bunk, and I'm tired of all the infighting. Helping read through people's DPs has been a draining experience, and I have no more to give to an organization that shows such little promise.-MJD"

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The only way to end that is: "PS: ADF is no longer allowed to use any of my work, bitches!"

*snickers*

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Who'd apply for that job?

Of course, harem members would get first consideration. . .

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No worries there :)

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Hi. I have had a sex change and am marrying Mazi (shizukagozen) in a hot lesbian orgy. m3ch has promised not to sit on me, but he insists I am the ugliest woman he has ever seen. We will be honeymooning in Fiji and I will have many photographs to share upon my return.

I apologize for not informing my harem of this recent turn in events, but she is a jealous bitch. Do not tell her I said that, though, or she'll sit on me. On second thought.....

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Hehe. I'd so do that for you!

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NOTICE: The Department of Homelands Security has confiscated this terrorist discussion forum as we have determined that M J Dangler, AKA Chronarchy, AKA Ossama bin Laden, AKA George Herbert Walker Bush, has been using this site to plan terrorist activies in the glorious Fatherland of the United States of America. His nefarious actions have compromised the mental security of our glorious Fatherland and caused panic, discord and doubt among millions. As such, we will be only be posting calm, soothing messages along with recommended dosage for your somma pills to counteract the damage done by this nefarious charactor.

Thank you for caring about our glorious Fatherland!

A. Hilter III,
illustrious leader of the Department of Homelands Security,
The glorious Fatherland of the United States of America,
The Fourth Religious Reich.

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If my journal ever becomes boring to me, I think I'll end with this post!

Thanks much :)

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HEY EVERYONE THIS IS COMPLETELY ninjer AND I HAVE HACKED THIS ACCOUNT ALSO I LIKE TEA


(And then I'd wonder, for days, how you caught me.)

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I can't imagine. Maybe something in the post would tip me off? Nah. . .

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"This morning when I was taking a shower I realized it wasn't as safe as I thought I was. I dropped the soap, reached for it, and knew immediately that something was amiss.

Maybe, I decided, I should use soap that is not yellow and shaped like an apple.

I have hence decided that from now on I will only shower with other people. This way, I can avoid being alone and vulnerable to the more questionable forces of the universe.

There will be no goats involved, so please do not ask about perverse fertility, but if you would like to know more about "pleasures to great to be named" I might be of assistance.

Please leave a comment here if you would be willing to help rub down a dirty boy in the shower."

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Ha! I love it!

Maybe I should just post it. :)

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WHO WANTS A GOLDEN SHOWER????

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Haha! I don't *think* anyone on my friends' list would go for it, but certain people have surprised me before with their sexual exploits. . .

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Dude! It's all about the Rule of 5's. :)

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lots and lots of homosexual erotica

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If it's about Clark and Lex, and written by mlleelizabeth, I'd sit and read it all day.

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"My Buffett Rite is, in fact, a well-planned and neatly-executed joke that you all fell for like the sheep you are... I've been a Parrothead with tongue firmly in cheek, and I now take it out to tell you all to shove your fins up your asses. Signed, the Son of a Son of a Bitch..."

*giggle* :)

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"I got a native tongue from way down south that sits in the cheek of my gulf-costal mouth."

Son of a bitch, or son of a beach?

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I have suddenly realized that I have missed my true calling in life. I must leave you all now so that I can fully immerse myself in my studies to become an Abstract Expressionist Painter. With Crayons.

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Crayons and colouring books are the only kind of "art" I really understand.

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