May 23rd, 2005
|10:08 am - Ha-HAR!|
Stolen from singingwren
If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?
Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Trouble on the Horizon", -JB
How about this?
"You know what I hate? Bitches. They keep calling me and writing me.
As I see it, all women are essentially bitches. They have varrying degrees of civility, but in the end they're mostly self centered queens of the collective hive. brood mothers with of without a brood who believe all live to serve them. I need to get less bitches in my life.
Also, I think i've come to a final conclusion on something. Gay people are weird. It's just unnatural. Gives me the heebiejeebies.
Also, Jimmy Buffet is not nearly as talented as I thought he was."
Yep, it would get me in trouble and I'd never get laid again. I approve of this.
Good luck getting in to post it! :)
ROFLAO!!!! (Thanks for the gut buster!)