|10:08 am - Ha-HAR!|
Stolen from singingwren
If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?
Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Trouble on the Horizon", -JB
Hi. I have had a sex change and am marrying Mazi (shizukagozen
) in a hot lesbian orgy. m3ch
has promised not to sit on me, but he insists I am the ugliest woman he has ever seen. We will be honeymooning in Fiji and I will have many photographs to share upon my return.
I apologize for not informing my harem of this recent turn in events, but she is a jealous bitch. Do not tell her I said that, though, or she'll sit on me. On second thought.....