May 23rd, 2005
|10:08 am - Ha-HAR!|
Stolen from singingwren
If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?
Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Trouble on the Horizon", -JB
"This morning when I was taking a shower I realized it wasn't as safe as I thought I was. I dropped the soap, reached for it, and knew immediately that something was amiss.
Maybe, I decided, I should use soap that is not yellow and shaped like an apple.
I have hence decided that from now on I will only shower with other people. This way, I can avoid being alone and vulnerable to the more questionable forces of the universe.
There will be no goats involved, so please do not ask about perverse fertility, but if you would like to know more about "pleasures to great to be named" I might be of assistance.
Please leave a comment here if you would be willing to help rub down a dirty boy in the shower."
Ha! I love it!
Maybe I should just post it. :)