July 19th, 2005
|09:53 am - Stupid Esus/Jesus freaks. . .|
fred_smith pointed this out to me:
"Esus is Jesus"
What amuses me most are the first four links for "finding out more about Esus" link directly to me (the geocities site is also mine), and I would *totally* contradict his argument.
I guess that I can't simply believe that I can just ignore the crazies. If they're using my page to support their arguments, I'll have to update it to point out that Esus is not, in fact, Jesus, or vice versa
Ah, the perils of having good, scholarly information on the internet. Someone will find a way to twist it.
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Tin Cup Chalice", -JB
Someone will find a way to twist it.
And now you have some inkling of what the real Jesus (if there ever was such a one) thinks about how his teachings have been portrayed over the centuries.
You certainly can, though everyone has a different spin on Jesus. God knows what he actually stood for. Its not like he wrote anything down personally.
"I sent my only son down there 2,000 years ago. God only knows what you did to him, but he hasn't been the same since!"
*cut to Jesus sitting on a swing and looking scared and hurt with big sad eyes*
I firmly believe that in some realm Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed and Kurt Cobain sit around playing poker, drinking whisky and talking about what idiots their fans are. It just makes sense to me.
Do you have to have a certain number of followers to join that game? Do the chips represent souls instead of cash?
I need to sit in on a few hands.
Indeed, we should swing by that way in maybe a couple of aeons. Maybe if we get Crowley in on it we can have enough to play.
Of course, I'm rubbish at poker, and drinking whisky. But I'm good at insulting people.
Maybe we should play Whist instead? I understand that to be a British game of some sort, though I haven't the foggiest how to play it, which means it must be good.
Ah, whist, yes. I think I can play that. Question is, can the others play it.
I can't play, but that won't stop me from trying.