August 22nd, 2005
|06:03 pm - Apparently, the Scientologists think I'm doing alright|
This amuses me. I forget who I stole it from, but I took this little Scientology test to see how I'm doing. Because, you know, the Scientologists know everything.
I think I'm doin' just fine. The Scientologists said so!
(Note: when you take the test, it asks you for all sorts of crap in terms of address and email. Only some of these fields are required, and I just dumped some garbage into them rather than give them anything real. Enjoy!)
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Volcano", -JB
You probably got it from me.
You still need work on your Appreciativeness apparently.
What's this about you sleeping with my girlfriend and some other girl?
I think I did get it from you. I remember only one person on my f-list took it, which surprised me (or else I only saw one person do it, hard to say). And I'm still hanging out in the "Attention desirable" area, and the high end of that, too. While it may require a bit of work, I'm still flying nice and high on most things.
I tell ya, though, some of those questions were worded *very* poorly.
As for me sleeping with your girlfriend and some other girl, well, this is the first I've heard of it. Of course, I did lose an entire night last week. . .
What can I say, I've never thought "clear" would be a difficult state to attain.
Hmmm, it looks like you still have some Thetans to clear out of your belfrey. Or perhaps its just picking up the stray bat or two. LOL
Haha. Yeah, those damn Thetans, clinging to me and keeping me down.
*bursts out laughing*
Apparently I am urgently, desperately IRRESPONSIBLE! And... I Lack Accord, whatever the hell that means!
I simply cannot believe that you would be irresponsible, or have a lack of accord! That's unpossible!
Yes, yours looks quite high, comparatively. Then again, one should not get too bent out of shape over Scientology telling you that you need help. I mean, "Kettle, meet Pot."
It was a hell of a lot of questions. Then again, the Scientologists know the best way to make you want something. If you finish *that* test, you're damn likely to want an explaination of those results, if only because you spent so much time on it!
|Date:||August 23rd, 2005 01:09 am (UTC)|| |
From a Russian magazine interview with Robert Anton Wilson:
Q. What do you think of the works of L. Ron Hubbard?
A. What do you think of the works of Marx ahd Hitler?
|Date:||August 23rd, 2005 01:35 am (UTC)|| |
I am a complete wreck according to the Scientologists. Dunno if I should worry or not.
Is that. . . *squints* . . . Is that toast on your "B" column?
Mine said I was pretty good at everything except being happy. In other words, completely backwards. Happiness is, I think, the only thing I'm any good at recently.
Well, every person will define happiness differently.
Gods only know how the Scientologists define "happy". . .
You perfectly composed unappreciative bastard! :)
You should see my results. As is typical, not a lot of middle ground. :)
Well, you know me. Never any reason to get bent out of shape over anything, and I think that's the key to getting past this test. "Why, no: I don't get jealous easily. Why do you ask?"
I, or rather Carmen Sandiego at a made-up address, am depressed and nervous (no surprise there ;-) ). I also got toast or popcorn on the depressed axis.
Maybe you watch too many depressing movies? Could that be what the popcorn means for you? Or perhaps you need to watch more feel-good movies to get out of the funk?
Hmm. Wow, one could see a pun in that, if they wanted to. That'd be a good kenning for a divorce from rfunk
for you, "getting out of the funk."
However, I don't think you need to get out of the funk.
I have always been jealous of the name, "Funk".