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August 22nd, 2005


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06:03 pm - Apparently, the Scientologists think I'm doing alright
This amuses me. I forget who I stole it from, but I took this little Scientology test to see how I'm doing. Because, you know, the Scientologists know everything.



I think I'm doin' just fine. The Scientologists said so!

(Note: when you take the test, it asks you for all sorts of crap in terms of address and email. Only some of these fields are required, and I just dumped some garbage into them rather than give them anything real. Enjoy!)
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From:unnamed525
Date:August 22nd, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
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You probably got it from me.
You still need work on your Appreciativeness apparently.
What's this about you sleeping with my girlfriend and some other girl?
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 22nd, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
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I think I did get it from you. I remember only one person on my f-list took it, which surprised me (or else I only saw one person do it, hard to say). And I'm still hanging out in the "Attention desirable" area, and the high end of that, too. While it may require a bit of work, I'm still flying nice and high on most things.

I tell ya, though, some of those questions were worded *very* poorly.

As for me sleeping with your girlfriend and some other girl, well, this is the first I've heard of it. Of course, I did lose an entire night last week. . .
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
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What can I say, I've never thought "clear" would be a difficult state to attain.
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From:garan_du
Date:August 22nd, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
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Hmmm, it looks like you still have some Thetans to clear out of your belfrey. Or perhaps its just picking up the stray bat or two. LOL
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
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Haha. Yeah, those damn Thetans, clinging to me and keeping me down.
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From:singingwren
Date:August 22nd, 2005 11:46 pm (UTC)
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*bursts out laughing*

Apparently I am urgently, desperately IRRESPONSIBLE! And... I Lack Accord, whatever the hell that means!

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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
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I simply cannot believe that you would be irresponsible, or have a lack of accord! That's unpossible!
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:21 pm (UTC)
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Yes, yours looks quite high, comparatively. Then again, one should not get too bent out of shape over Scientology telling you that you need help. I mean, "Kettle, meet Pot."
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
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It was a hell of a lot of questions. Then again, the Scientologists know the best way to make you want something. If you finish *that* test, you're damn likely to want an explaination of those results, if only because you spent so much time on it!
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From:telarus
Date:August 23rd, 2005 01:09 am (UTC)
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From a Russian magazine interview with Robert Anton Wilson:

Q. What do you think of the works of L. Ron Hubbard?

A. What do you think of the works of Marx ahd Hitler?
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
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Point!
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From:chiska
Date:August 23rd, 2005 01:35 am (UTC)
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I am a complete wreck according to the Scientologists. Dunno if I should worry or not.

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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:24 pm (UTC)
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Is that. . . *squints* . . . Is that toast on your "B" column?
From:minnesattva
Date:August 23rd, 2005 05:56 am (UTC)
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Mine said I was pretty good at everything except being happy. In other words, completely backwards. Happiness is, I think, the only thing I'm any good at recently.
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:25 pm (UTC)
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Well, every person will define happiness differently.

Gods only know how the Scientologists define "happy". . .
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From:smithing_chick
Date:August 23rd, 2005 06:05 am (UTC)
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You perfectly composed unappreciative bastard! :)

You should see my results. As is typical, not a lot of middle ground. :)
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 23rd, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
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Well, you know me. Never any reason to get bent out of shape over anything, and I think that's the key to getting past this test. "Why, no: I don't get jealous easily. Why do you ask?"
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From:nontacitare
Date:August 24th, 2005 05:28 am (UTC)
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I, or rather Carmen Sandiego at a made-up address, am depressed and nervous (no surprise there ;-) ). I also got toast or popcorn on the depressed axis.
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From:chronarchy
Date:August 24th, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC)
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Maybe you watch too many depressing movies? Could that be what the popcorn means for you? Or perhaps you need to watch more feel-good movies to get out of the funk?

Hmm. Wow, one could see a pun in that, if they wanted to. That'd be a good kenning for a divorce from rfunk for you, "getting out of the funk."

However, I don't think you need to get out of the funk.

I have always been jealous of the name, "Funk".

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