September 2nd, 2005
|03:05 pm - Amusement|
Oh, to be in limerick . . .
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Up On the Housetop", -JB
A grand icon. I highly approve of it.
|Date:||September 2nd, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)|| |
There once was a man who bent over
While viewing the white cliffs of Dover.
He reached for his back,
and cried out an "Ack!"
And fell face-first into the clover.
Gross? Where? :)
I knew a guy who told me when he got really drunk, he peed in the sink because it was closer.
That was gross.
My first day back in the dorms at OSU after summer break, with a brand new roommate, I was sleeping peacefully. At about 3 AM, I hear this loud pounding on the door to the suite, and look at the time. I figure it's a drunk and go back to sleep. If it was my roommate, he'd have a key, right?
Well, turns out he got wasted and lost his keys. On the first night. The guy next door had pity on him, though, and let him sleep on his couch.
Well, apparently he woke up and decided that he couldn't go the six more steps to the bathroom, and he ended up smearing crap all over their desk. He spent the next day scrubbing the room within an inch of its life, horribly hungover.
I did feel a bit sorry for not letting him in, but at least it wasn't my desk he'd crapped all over.
Then there was the time he passed out enitrely naked on our toilet. . .
he CRAPPED on the desk???? thats aweful! oh my god.
one of my good friends actually peed on her floor in the dorms instead of walking to the bathroom. but her roomate woke up halfway through and made her go to the bathroom. sad part is she had peed all over her clothes on the floor.
Sure did. Since it wasn't my desk, though, I can still laugh about it. I still see him around campus: he's got a decent job. Sometimes, I'm amused by what would happen if I had a long lunch with his supervisor and made some small talk about my roomie.
But that'd be mean, and I really do like him. Hell, I wouldn't do that to a person I didn't like!
that would be a little cruel, darling. he should be happy yall are on good terms!
That's bizarre. Since this was in the dorms, why didn't he just get a key from the front desk?
Nosker house didn't have a front desk at that point, and I'm not sure he was in any condition to be thinking logically.
Ah, ok. You know, I don't recall you living in Nosker House. In fact, I don't even recall a dorm named Nosker House.
It was Sophomore year. I lived in Baker Freshman year, then Nosker, then Baker again. Nosker is up on North campus. Near Blackburn (which I have also lived in, over a summer)
No one is posting anything funny these days. I admit to being tired of it.
|Date:||September 2nd, 2005 08:19 pm (UTC)|| |
Oh that is so cute! Thanks :)
|Date:||September 2nd, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC)|| |
And what would you do in Limerick? :-)
Like the strip, even though I don't read that many webcomics these days.
Writing poetry :)
Get Fuzzy is one of my favourites. That might come from owning a cat, though.
I do read it. Some days it's grand, some days it's a bit more miss than hit, but generally, yeah, funny funny :)
|Date:||September 2nd, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)|| |
Very nice. I can approve of that, for sure.