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October 3rd, 2005


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02:06 pm - Sex magic and amusement
I've been thinking recently about sex magic. I've never had the opportunity to experiment with it with other people before. . . now I do have that chance. I don't know exactly how to treat it, though, or even how to approach it. Maybe I should take out a personal ad?

"SWM seeks SF for sex magic and ritual. Must be clean, discreet, N/S with some magical experience. Willing to train enthusiastic student to necessary level. Relationship will be primarily magical rather than emotional. Ideal candidates should be between 22 and 28, professional in their demeanor, not be allergic to latex, and must not cry during orgasm. Blood/STD tests required."

Wouldn't that be creepy?
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "One Lonely Room", -JB

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From:duriyah
Date:October 3rd, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC)
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If only I were 11 years younger.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
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You'd what?
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From:duriyah
Date:October 3rd, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
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I'd really rather practice sex magic within a loving relationship, but I might be curious enough to answer such an ad. It would be worth investigating the possibility, at least.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
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*nods* It would be, I imagine. Then again, I don't believe that I'll be taking out such an ad, precisely because it might raise more curiosity than actual interest.
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From:qorinda
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
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And WHY would you need to be 11 years younger to do so??? *this 50-year-old woman asks*
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From:duriyah
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
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Mike's ad specified ages 22 to 28. Personally, I think it gets better with age, though ;-) At 28 I would have been scared out of my wits by an ad like that. At 39, it's intriguing. At 50, I'll probably be all over an ad like that!
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
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*nods* It may get better with age, but my own comfort level has always put meat about 2-4 years on either side. I suppose 30 is actually closer to my upper limit. I forget how old I am sometimes.
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From:qorinda
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
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Ah yes, there is that. Duh!

*sigh* He doesn't know what he's missing. ;)
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From:valkyrvolva
Date:October 5th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
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That was the first time I was aged out of a man's hypothetically possible window. I feel very, well, amused right now at being too old for MJD.
From:perlgirlju
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
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My thoughts exactly. Ok, maybe not 11 years, but close enough...
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
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All the more reason to choose ages totally arbitraily. :)
From:perlgirlju
Date:October 3rd, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
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Or not choose ages at all.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
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Having never submitted an ad, I presumed it was one of those things you were supposed to do? So I just chose around my age.
From:perlgirlju
Date:October 3rd, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Eh, I've never submitted an ad either BUT from what I've gathered you would only need to put one in the listing if it was something that would automatically disqualify a potential candidate.

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