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October 3rd, 2005


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02:06 pm - Sex magic and amusement
I've been thinking recently about sex magic. I've never had the opportunity to experiment with it with other people before. . . now I do have that chance. I don't know exactly how to treat it, though, or even how to approach it. Maybe I should take out a personal ad?

"SWM seeks SF for sex magic and ritual. Must be clean, discreet, N/S with some magical experience. Willing to train enthusiastic student to necessary level. Relationship will be primarily magical rather than emotional. Ideal candidates should be between 22 and 28, professional in their demeanor, not be allergic to latex, and must not cry during orgasm. Blood/STD tests required."

Wouldn't that be creepy?
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "One Lonely Room", -JB

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From:duriyah
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC)
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Mike's ad specified ages 22 to 28. Personally, I think it gets better with age, though ;-) At 28 I would have been scared out of my wits by an ad like that. At 39, it's intriguing. At 50, I'll probably be all over an ad like that!
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
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*nods* It may get better with age, but my own comfort level has always put meat about 2-4 years on either side. I suppose 30 is actually closer to my upper limit. I forget how old I am sometimes.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC)
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I don't like the smell much of that place. Too construction-y. I'd find it *very* hard to get into the mood there, I imagine. Though some exhibitionistic tendencies might come into play with all that openness, there's far too much ugliness in that building for even the hottest of women to turn me on there.
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From:ceolnamara
Date:October 4th, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)
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omg, the visions!

while i have no one to blame but myself on that one, i have to say that i'd prefer knowlton to baker system. that building is pretty grody.
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From:ceolnamara
Date:October 4th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
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Woah, the possibilities ;-)

Yeah, the cleanliness is what got me.
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From:duriyah
Date:October 4th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
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Well, you certainly have to go with what you are comfortable with. I have always been more comfortable with younger men. Thank goodness I found one who doesn't mind an older woman!
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From:qorinda
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
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Ah yes, there is that. Duh!

*sigh* He doesn't know what he's missing. ;)
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
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Hehe. You're both attached women, so it doesn't matter what I'm missing, I'm missing it even without the age range :)
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From:qorinda
Date:October 3rd, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
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Well, you're not even serious about this ad (at least, not yet) so it's quite irrelevant, isn't it?
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 3rd, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC)
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Certainly not serious :) And yes, irrelevant. But fun.
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From:qorinda
Date:October 3rd, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)
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*grin* yup. It IS fun.
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From:valkyrvolva
Date:October 5th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
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That was the first time I was aged out of a man's hypothetically possible window. I feel very, well, amused right now at being too old for MJD.

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