"SWM seeks SF for sex magic and ritual. Must be clean, discreet, N/S with some magical experience. Willing to train enthusiastic student to necessary level. Relationship will be primarily magical rather than emotional. Ideal candidates should be between 22 and 28, professional in their demeanor, not be allergic to latex, and must not cry during orgasm. Blood/STD tests required."
Wouldn't that be creepy?