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October 14th, 2005


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01:10 pm - Green Pants
I dunno what it is. I can't figure it out.

For some reason, I have a thing for women in green pants.

I can't figure out what exactly that thing is, but it amuses me.

It can most likely be traced to Tina, who had a wonderful pair of green pants, and to healing_coyote, who gave me a new outlook on the colour green. For a long time, it was just the pants that Tina owned and wore. After we broke up, it became other pairs of green pants on other redheads. Finally, it became a wider association of green pants with beauty and sex appeal.

I've thought it through pretty hard, and it's not a fetish. It's just something I like, something I admire and enjoy. And (I cannot stress this nearly enough) something that amuses me to no end.

The variety of pants that cause this reaction is simply amazing. Tina's green nylon pants started it all, and I still can't see them without seeing their appeal. Olive drab and even BDU's have the same effect on me. Even the ugly sweatpants they sell now with the writing on the ass can do something for me if they're any shade of green, from hunter to light spring green.

It's a tad embarassing.

But highly amusing.

So yeah. Women: Want to get my attention? Put on a pair of green pants.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "The Great Filling Station Holdup", -JB

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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
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I imagine it would. :)
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From:perlgirlju
Date:October 14th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
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So does that mean that to avoid your notice, we should wear red pants since it is the opposite of green?
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From:concordantnexus
Date:October 14th, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
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sting! sting! sting!

(I suddenly see the need for a honeybee or wasp icon!)

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From:bloodlikerain
Date:October 14th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
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ha, now i know.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
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And knowing is half the battle.
From:ceolnamara
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
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hmm, i'll have to watch when/where i wear my camo pants :-p
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
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Like I said, primary reaction is amusement at the attraction. The amusement beats out the attraction every time.
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From:edelweiss68
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
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Damn. I have a pair of hunter green lowrider jeans... but I'm a natural blonde.
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From:concordantnexus
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)
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It's all in the dye of the shampoo-holder.
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From:smithing_chick
Date:October 14th, 2005 06:43 pm (UTC)
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I was wearing green pants the night we met. ;-D

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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
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Which was far before I was interested in green pants on anyone but Tina. Heck, it might have been before I was interested in green pants on Tina. I'm unsure.
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Date:October 14th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
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Lol, that's funny. I associate certain items of clothing with attraction, too, but nothing so fun as green pants. I think I have drab shorts and skirts, but generally bottoms of any true colour are not that common because they do not match with as many different clothes. And, if you only own a few pairs of pants, green ones are a not a good idea.

However, I have hot pink ones and ones that shine neon yellow at home, so perhaps I should not talk. XD *laughs*

Don't you think YOU need green suit pants to match your jacket?
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
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I don't think I need green to match the jacket. My bondage pants go quite nicely with it.
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From:mayden_dor
Date:October 14th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
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Thats funny because I have 4 pairs of pants in some shade of green. :)
Not to mention 2 green skirts.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 14th, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
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*grins*

Pictures?

*laughs*

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