Do I look better
a) clean-shaven
b) with a full beard
c) with a goatee
d) slightly scruffy (with a herd of nerfs)
e) with a pencil-thin mustache (the "Boston Blackie" kind)
f) with huge muttonchops
g) with one of those little tufts of hair in the middle of my chin
???
Like I said, very important.