Cut to save your eyes:
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Last week, I fed criedwyddwen to a Shoggoth (250 points). In March, I rescued amnormand from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon jackgreen60 (65 points). In October, I stopped caitriona from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I sacrificed fred_smith to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (685 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant, chronarchy
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