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December 13th, 2005


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02:02 pm - Fighting the good fight, you know. . .
"I can't believe she picked it up,
She didn't know the rules somehow.
Then I hear her say, "Hello". . .
Panic in the gray room now!
"

I'm laughing at the rules today.
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "The Good Fight", -JB
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From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC)
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But I want to make it fluffier! How can I have my dream job of a fluffer if I have no practice!!

The stars and sand I can help out with, not too sure about the wind.
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From:chronarchy
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
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You're going to have to work out that dream job on your own, though I'll be happy to write you a letter of reference. Wouldn't be the first time I've pretended someone did something for me because they needed a reference.

I can cite your poor scholarship on Vedism and Hinduism as causing my fluffiness. I'll say that you totally convinced me that Shiva rocks and Kali is my mother (adopted, because she's black and I'm not).

As for the wind, sand and stars? I know where to find it. I just gotta come up with the cash. :)
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From:singingwren
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:50 pm (UTC)
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Hahaha, this comment is brilliant. I was just thinking about how I know practically NOTHIN' about Vedism, and then I read this and thought, excellent.

I'm happy to hear my suspicions about Kali-Ma were right all along, although I am a bit dissappointed you didn't share your relations with Shiva. After all, I lived with HER in an apartment all summer, and it would have been very interesting to discover that you and she were familiar with each other. I know she can't be your mother since Kali already is, but maybe she is your impossibly short adopted sister?
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From:chronarchy
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
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Lover, baby. Lingam and Yoni, or some crazy made-up shit like that.
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From:singingwren
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
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Is that small font supposed to be a whisper? I should hope not, because everybody out to know that YOU AND SHIVA ARE LOVERS!!

:) And here they thought KEVIN was always the one leaving the door unlocked...
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From:chronarchy
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
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Crap. You know, and Shiva was doing so well at hiding the letters I'd left about owing her dinner, too?
From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
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Most people don't know about Vedism. Comes with the whole not researching it or listening to people who have (and foam at the mouth). :)

Kali-ma is imaginary and lives in my basement.
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From:singingwren
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:56 pm (UTC)
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So Shiva lives in my summer apartment and Kali lives in your basement. I like this pantheon: it's very geographically no-nonsense. None of this "omnipotence" or "omnipresence" garbage... nope, you gotta get yer gods while they're hot WHERE they're hot or you're just shit out of luck. Of course, Agni is in theory always hot... where do you think he is? ;D
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From:chronarchy
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
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I saw him just the other week, in Austria. Quite hot, I must say (as do several other women in ADF!)
From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
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Right now? Agni is in my bed, where he belongs.
From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC)
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Cash is very important: it is fun to roll in, it is green, and it has dead guys on it!

My scholarship is horrid, what with Hinduism being IE and the universal religion. What was I thinking reading the Vedas? I should just stick to the Gita and talk about the Vedas like everyone else, maybe then I'd be s-m-a-r-t. But, you do have it wrong: Shiva has rocks.

You should write me a letter of recommendation.
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From:singingwren
Date:December 13th, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
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Cash is very important: it is fun to roll in, it is green, and it has dead guys on it!

So's the EARTH!
That's why I worship it, more or less.
*beams*
From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
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You're one up on me: I don't worship anything, but everyone worships me.
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From:chronarchy
Date:December 13th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
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To whom it may concern:

shizukagozen is the fluffiest scholar I know. She turned me from the Dark Side of the Vedas when she approached me with her amazing Force Powers of the Gita. You see, I was being attacked by Vedic crazy-people (they look kinda like Jawas, but without robes and glowing eyes), and she jumped between them with only her Shivi Mind Tricks and her LingumSabre.

You should have seen the battle, where there were many Yonis carved into the flesh of the Vedism Lord and his Apprentice. For some reason, always two there are. She fought them like Kali incarnated, but without all the yucky blood and stuff, because really Kali is like a loving mother who is all about protection and harmony.

Anyway, she took me to study in the Dharma System, where I learned all about the MidiKaramas, little pieces of Karma that give us our life force.

I've been a great Hindu Scholar ever since, and have even surpassed Wendy Doniger in my mistranslations of Vedic texts to make them look more Hindu.

And it's all thanks to the Vedi Knight, shizukagozen. I'd recommend her for any fluff you could throw at her. It'll only become fluffier.

Sincerely,
chronarchy

PS: Don't worry about the foam. I hear it cures warts (but not genital warts, so don't get any ideas!)
From:shizukagozen
Date:December 13th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Rockin'!! That will get me a job in a Hindu temple in no time flat. Or do I need to get over myself? Like seriously.

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