Because Part 1 didn't register "0" votes (chucked them out as viable answers, skewing the results), I'm reformatting the two questions that involved 0's:
How many people have I had sex with?
How many dark secrets do I have?
What am I doing right?
What am I doing wrong?
What one thing do I need in my life?
What one thing do I need out of my life?
What am I most pleased with in my life?
What am I most displeased with in my life?
Who is the most important person (or group of persons) to me?
What has changed about me?
Is this change good, bad, or just weirdly different?
What happens when I offend someone?
Why didn't I tell anyone I was single for 3 months?
What does the "B" stand for in "Michael B. Dangler"?
Why on earth did I make a pair of 15 question polls?