December 22nd, 2005
|08:56 am - Alcohol|
My hands still smell like alcohol from last night.
And I washed them well.
Maybe it's the rest of me that smells like alcohol?
"I've influenced Kings and world leaders,
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
And I'll bet you a drink or two
that I can make you put that lampshade on your head."
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw", -JB
I imagine that "understanding" it is. . . somewhat out of our ability :) But I'll bet that in a crowd of drunken people, you could make a wide number of them put it on, merely by pointing a camera at them and saying, "Dude, that would be sooooooo coooool!"
Why, what were you doin' last night with alcohol? :)
Some things, of course, are simply better left unsaid.
Then why did you bring them up in the first place, you tease? ;P
To fail to tease would be to fail at many things.
... but does your head hurt and your feet stink?
No, but I admit I'm not lovin' on the Jesus today.