January 9th, 2006
|06:05 pm - Desperate cries|
from a conversation with shizukagozen:
I should send someone a telegram.
This is a desperate cry for attention STOP Please respond STOP I need someone to care STOP Help me STOP.Oh, wait. . . I have LJ. . .
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "The Wino and I Know", -JB
Yaaarrrrr matey STOP I be sorry but the pirates ain't home now STOP We be out hunting treasure at dead man's cove STOP Be leavin' a message and a yaarrrr STOP
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest STOP Drink and devil have done for the rest STOP Dead men tell no tales STOP
Dead men do tell tales. STOP I saw it on Princess Bride STOP But he was really only mostly dead. STOP Does that count? STOP Rum, rum, need more rum! STOP
The rum is in the basement STOP Check behind the skeleton of John Wayne STOP May need to pry up floorboards STOP Ignore unsightly green barrel with yellow polkadots STOP Seek out barrel with palm fronds on base STOP Tap STOP Enjoy STOP
I tried to find the rum. STOP Instead a rabid hoard of skeletons attacked. STOP Some beuatiful women popped up and STOP all hell broke loose. STOP Could you pick some up after work? STOP Yaaarrrr. STOP Wait, don't type that STOP What the f*ck are you still typing for? STOP Knock it off! STOP That's it, you be getting a knife in the head! S T
Rum STOP Check STOP Run me a hot bath STOP Be over in a sec STOP Chocolate dipped strawberries in hand also STOP
*snickers* See, it even works. One pirate telegram and an astonished reply later, and I'm still laughing.
I love LJ.
|Date:||January 12th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: Per your requested response
Thank you :)