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April 4th, 2006


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11:33 am - A missed April Fool's Day does not mean a day without fun
Very sadly, I was not online on April 1. This is primarily a shame because the internet is at its finest on April 1, and I just never made it to my computer that day. Instead, I was busy doing yard work, going to see V for Vendetta, and and gallery hopping to get some XP.

Because of this, I was generally unaware of the various pranks perpetuated throughout the day.

But in their spirit, I have a fun little exercise. At least 50% of the following 15 statements are true. I'll let you decide which are true and which are not.

Poll #704013 Poll 16: The True/False Blind Woman On An Elephant

Every LJ entry I write is elaborated on or exaggerated. I cannot remember when I last wrote an entry that was 100% true. Then again, honesty, to me, isn't a matter of truth, so while they haven't been true, they've been 100% honest.

True
12(75.0%)
False
4(25.0%)

None of these people exist: Kori, Washburn, and Mazi.

True
4(25.0%)
False
12(75.0%)

None of those people exist in most realities, but they're definitely alive and kicking in mine, and I've slept with all three.

True
14(87.5%)
False
2(12.5%)

I have, effectively, been turned down by every girl I've ever asked to date me, but I have fallen (very happily) into relationships I didn't actually ask for.

True
14(87.5%)
False
2(12.5%)

The first girl who ever kissed me is dead. The second was deported to Armenia.

True
6(37.5%)
False
10(62.5%)

I get a kick out of the perception that I only listen to one form of music (and more that I listen to only one artist), but really, I can enjoy all forms to some extent, even country.

True
17(100.0%)
False
0(0.0%)

I don't speak about my sexual activity with others and expect the same respect from them. I do, however, speak freely about topics like masturbation and sometimes hold entire convesations about sex as it relates to others. I have no idea why I won't talk about sex with particular people but can wax philosophic on the joys of masturbation.

True
13(76.5%)
False
4(23.5%)

On the other hand, because everyone knows that Mazi and I have had wild, passionate sex, I don't mind saying that we do it nearly every day.

True
9(56.2%)
False
7(43.8%)

Very few people believe I'm shy, which completely confuses me.

True
14(82.4%)
False
3(17.6%)

I originally said that I didn't make the "Date MJD" application because it was too complicated. The real reason is that I was sick and tired of people telling me not only how to date, but how to run my whole damn life.

True
13(76.5%)
False
4(23.5%)

My Magic 8 Ball has never once been wrong. This bodes poorly for a certain couple I know, but I don't want to tell them: it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

True
13(76.5%)
False
4(23.5%)

I dislike cooking for myself, and will generally live out of a can if given the option. However, I don't mind doing dishes and am sometimes pretty anal about doing them, actually taking a break from whatever I'm doing to immediately wash a dish and keep the sink completely clear of dishes.

True
13(76.5%)
False
4(23.5%)

The girl I would call my "dream girl" has deep blue eyes and her kisses taste like peanut butter.

True
9(56.2%)
False
7(43.8%)

If I'm poking fun at you, it means I like you. If I've given you a nick name, I'm probably not particularly liking you so much (but if in doubt ask, don't assume). If you've given me a nick name, I'm probably tolerating it with amusement.

True
12(70.6%)
False
5(29.4%)

If I cannot see the humour in it, I will not do it. I can, thus, sometimes be talked into something just because it's freakin' funny.

True
17(100.0%)
False
0(0.0%)

Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "All the Ways I Want You", -JB

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From:latexpussy
Date:April 5th, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Your quiz needs more monkeys.

Yay for not existing and damn, we're sluts.

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