October 17th, 2006
|04:33 pm - Oreos|
I have come to the conclusion, after careful consideration, that Oreos should sell a "TransFatty" version of their cookies.
To quote Jimmy: "I'm livin' like a health nut but I still grow old." What's the use in eating if you're not having fun?
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "Abandoned on Tuesday", -JB
my favourite jimmy buffet song is, yes you guessed it, "cheeseburger in paradise" hee !
Tried to amend my carnivorus habit
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays!
Ah, so good. I do like that song :)
There's a really amusing version of it out there on the "Parakeets" album, of a bunch of kids singing it. It's good for the soul.
All things eventually return to ashes and dust. So have another Oreo. Life is wonderful when there's food.
Perhaps a better quote is this:Seems everybody's joggin' or heavy into health shit
Don't tell me that I ought to get Rolfed
'Cause I love Cajun martinis and playin' afternoon golf
Original Oreos are my Cajun martinis.
Or:And no one dies from physical fitness
Though I don't think it promotes a full life, either.
But my favourite quote about growing older?I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
I'd rather die while I'm livin' than live while I'm dead
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .
When is the appropriate time? Because I could sure use some of that. . .