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October 26th, 2006


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05:36 pm - A pocket full of gold coins. . .
Today, I found myself with a pocket full of gold coins.

(This often happens when one leaves the post office.)

A sneaky, mischevious grin tugged at the corners of my mouth and sparkled in my eye as I left, though, because I could think only one thought:

"I am a Chaote, and I have a pocket full of gold coins."

My question to you all, all the people on my flist, is this:

"If you were a Chaote, and you had a pocket full of gold coins, what would you do?"

I'd make it a poll, but something tells me some answers might be longer than 255 characters. . .

(feel free to tell me, too, if this scene seems as . . . dangerous/mischevious/frightening to you as it does to me)
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "Presents to Send You", -JB

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From:chronarchy
Date:October 26th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
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I, too, had serious thoughts of the leprechaun variety. I have the jacket (note: usericon), but I'm a bit. . . tall. . .

I should obtain a friend who is about 4.5' tall for this express purpose.
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From:tesinth
Date:October 26th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
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You could still dress up as a leprechaun, and if any one argues about your height, start crying and yelling (with a thick accent, of course) about the perils of being a leprechaun with Pituitary Gigantism.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 26th, 2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
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"Aye, ye'd be thinkin' I was too tall, ye goat-sucking English spawn! And what, may I ask, is the proper size for a leprechaun? Ye certainly don' be lookin' like ye've found a pot 'o gold recently, in yer raggedy rags and yer rough hands.

Eet's me curse! All the other Leprechauns laugh at me, too! No gold for ye, ya bastard!"

Then I should pull out a lighter and a smoke bomb and "disappear" by running away in the "concealing" smoke.
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From:prophet_maid
Date:October 26th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
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Just import Sharon, she's short enough :)

(Sorry hun, had to throw that in.)
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 26th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
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The question is, what are the legal penalties for smuggling Sharons across the OH-PA border?
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From:smithing_chick
Date:October 27th, 2006 05:40 am (UTC)
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Not being a controled substance of any sort, I don't think there are any penalties.

However, I'm fairly certain your jacket won't fit me. ;-)
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 27th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I dunno. It might. :) It's a thrift-store-second-hand deal. . . I love it.
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 26th, 2006 08:01 pm (UTC)
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Hadn't thought of that. . . Hmm . . .

I wonder how she'd look in my jacket?

She's lacking facial hair, though. That could be off-putting. I wonder if there are any legends about girl leprechauns?
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From:nontacitare
Date:October 26th, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
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There aren't any Irish legends about girl leprechauns, but, well, someone had to make the boy ones. My theory - girl leprechauns are just too clever to be captured. ;-)
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From:chronarchy
Date:October 26th, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
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A good theory, but given that it seems to be a patriarchal culture, what with the boy leprechauns out there with all the money, they might also not be caught because they're barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.

Conversely, they might be a matriarchy, because the men have these huge pots of gold, and if we know anything about male behavior, we know that men who have large sums of money spend it on strippers and blow. Thus, the fact that they are actually *saving* it and *hiding* it indicates that the women are firmly in control of their actions, so I would say it's likely that the women are not being caught because they're busy running megacorporations and enjoying margaritas in Tahiti while the men lug the bank account from rainbow to rainbow like slaves.

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