"Three times Randolph Carter dreamed of the marvelous city, and three times was he snatched away while still he paused on the high terrace above it."But this is just a fast entry, written at lunch, about the highpoints of my vacation in Greece.
Maybe I'll get around to explaining them all. But probably not.
- Saw
zylch kidnapped by monks
- Peed on a sacred mountain
- Slept with
zylch
- Helped write a song called "Pina Coladas and a Crucifix"
- Stood on the wall at Thermopylae
- Saw a ghost
- Finally understood infantry tactics in Greece
- Saw (but did not enter) the monestary of St. Barbara at Meteora
- Descended into the Underworld to visit the W.C.
- Offered to Hephestos on his very doorstep
- Learned that sparklie silver thongs should not be worn under see0through black tights
- Punted a hedgehog
- Was raised on the cool-o-meter
- Saw a tanker truck carrying something called "The Liquid Food Experience"
- Meditated beneath the Temple of Apollo Pythios
- Had a snowball fight on Mount Olympus
- Broke glass in a BP station in Athens
- Joined the illustrious Club of the Stinkweed
- Levitated in my sleep
- Saw a Centaur Crossing sign
- Saw a yeti!
- Watched the sun go down at Sunyo, at the foot of the Temple of Poseidon
- Got lost on Olympus