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May 9th, 2007


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10:49 am - Vikings vs. Indians!
Dude! Pathfinder (the movie about Vikings fighting Indians) has made it to the dollar theatre! I never saw it make it to the first run!

The synopsis is: "A Viking boy is left behind after his clan battles a Native American tribe. Raised within the tribe, he ultimately becomes their savior in a fight against the Norsemen."

Wow. I'm so there!

Oh, and on an unrelated note: zylch, remember those stockings I owe you? I think I've found a perfect match.
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From:rhiannon76
Date:May 9th, 2007 02:59 pm (UTC)
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Dude! That movie sounds awesome. (Plus, it has Karl Urban, who is very, very pretty.) Too bad it's not on video... we're having a grove movie night next week.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:01 pm (UTC)
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Awesome? Awesome is your icon!
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From:incendiary_dan
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
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I'm skeptical of the movie for a few reasons. It seems from the advertisements that they're going to portray the Norsemen as bloodthirsty killers without a purpose and the indigenous people as completely peaceful. It's a nice reflection of the plight of the modern Native American, but not close to historically accurate. Also, 300 kind of sucked, and I think it's the same person doing it.

I wonder if they'll even give a name for the natives...
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
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Dude, you don't go to movies like *this* for intelligent commentary. This is Vikings versus Injuns! Indo-European Pale Patriarchal Penis People verses indigenous Matriarchal Peace-Loving Hippy Wannabes!

This has all the makings of the best movie ever!

Except, perhaps, for the 1978 movie The Norsemen, which was the pinnacle of the Viking vs. Indian motif. It starred Lee Majors and many Vikings (including the token black viking) with Texas accents! A rare gem indeed!

But then, I like B movies.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
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I expect to have fun watching it. I might even buy Junior Mints and popcorn (concessions are rare with me) to fully appreciate the gluttonous moviegoing experience that B movies entail. :)
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From:rfunk
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I think I saw that movie when it was called "Dances With Wolves".

And its antithesis when it what called "The 13th Warrior".
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From:incendiary_dan
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:24 pm (UTC)
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The thing is, people take "based on a historical event" as meaning "historically accurate". Like the Bible...
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From:duriyah
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:05 pm (UTC)

Pathfinder

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I cringe whenever I see any reference to the remake of Pathfinder. Do you remember the original, which I brought to a PSA movie night?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093668/

I'm sure the remake is a different movie, and has its own merits, but don't forget the original affectionate retelling of an old Sami myth.
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Pathfinder

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I do remember that one. I vaguely recall being bored out of my skull (no offense, of course). I think, though, that I was bored because I wasn't into reading movies at the time. I imagine it would be different now.
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From:duriyah
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)

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I can understand being kind of bored. Though suspenseful, Pathfinder isn't action-packed. I rather like that though. It quietly allows aspects of Sami traditional culture come through, which is what I really like about the film. Plus it has shamans! And reindeer! And is the first (only?) film in the Sami language.

But then I am admittedly biased in favor of movies containing shamans and reindeer ;-)
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Pathfinder

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Honestly, if I can get this excited about Vikings vs. Injuns, I can fully understand someone getting excited about Shamans and Reindeer :)
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From:lillassea
Date:May 10th, 2007 09:52 pm (UTC)

Re: Pathfinder

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Have you seen Kukushka (English title The Cuckoo)?? It was made in 2002. The three characters are Finnish, Russian, and Saami and they speak those languages, and there's a shamanic journey and a love triangle and everything. I loved it. If you haven't seen it, maybe we should rent it when you come down!
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From:incendiary_dan
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Pathfinder

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I got that from the public library recently. It was very good. I wish they still made movies like that these days.
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From:duriyah
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)

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Yay! Pathfinder is a good little movie. More people should see it!
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From:peaceful_fox
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
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And it's "Rated R for strong brutal violence throughout."

YAHOO!
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
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All the best movies are!
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From:gypsydove
Date:May 9th, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
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as a "B" movie...Injuns vs Norse... then yes...it ranks right up there with The NORSEMAN...with those flimsy axes in the water...giggle..

but on the serious front... I disliked it because of the way some people will take it...

"Oh so you are Viking? (shifting eyes)... Umm... you don't actually kill and maim people do you?"

grin...makes life hard in a proper christian state you know? Grin...

I must say that the battle scenes were good though, the cheesiness though wasn't as high as in THE NORSEMAN... grin...

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From:dqg_neal
Date:May 9th, 2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I need to watch that film when it comes out on DVD. I wasn't up to wasting the funds on it at full price.

But I love a good B movie...
and my wife figured she wouldn't mind watching Karl Urban wearing just a "mud flap" (as she calls it).
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From:romandruid
Date:May 9th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
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When are you going? Can I go with?
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From:road_trip_judi
Date:May 9th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
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What she said -- I wanna go see this one too!
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Hmm. . . You weren't free Sat. night, were you?
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From:road_trip_judi
Date:May 9th, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
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Sadly, no, since I'll have pre-Mother's day stuff going on. :(
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Sunday night, perhaps? Still Mother's Day, but maybe it's late enough?

(I'm limited on times I can view a movie, now, I've discovered, since movie times tend to fall such that I'd be inside at sunset. . . Makes scheduling things interesting) :)
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Totally! I haven't set a time/date. Maybe Saturday night?
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From:romandruid
Date:May 10th, 2007 11:55 am (UTC)
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Night or afternoon? (I forget how their matinées work on weekends...)
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From:zylch
Date:May 9th, 2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
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Yay socks!
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From:chronarchy
Date:May 9th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
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*winks* And to think, I owe them to you for what we did in front of all those people! We ought to be ashamed, or something.
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From:ns_kumiho
Date:May 11th, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
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That sounds awesome.

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