June 4th, 2007
|11:26 am - Amusement in the Brahmanas|
From the Rigveda Brahmanas, trans. A.B. Keith:
vi.1. Prajapati, being desirous of propagation, underwent penance; from him when heated were born five, Agni, Vayu, Aditya, Candramas, and Usas as fifth. He said to them, 'Do ye also practise fervour.' They consecrated themselves; then when they had consecrated themsleves and had acquired fervour, Usas, offspring of Prajapati, taking the form of an Apsaras, came out in front of them; to her their minds inclined; they poured out seed; they went to Prajapati, their father, and said, 'We have poured out seed; let it not remain here.' Prajapati made a golden bowl, an arrow breadth in height and similar in breadth; in it he poured the seed; then arose he of a thousand eyes, of a thousand feet, with a thousand fitted (arrows).Kausitaki Brahmana, Adhyaya VI.1, describing the birth of Rudra
So, basically, Usas is freakin' hot, because either she was so damn beautiful that her brothers either started masturbating, or they just ejaculated on the spot.
I'm inclined to go with the latter. You know, from context. Totally. Yeah, that's it. Context.
Current Location: Southeast of Disorder
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: "A Pirate Looks at Forty", -JB
*takes a moment to visualize road_trip_judi
in a short plaid skirt, a pair of glasses, and nibbling on the eraser of a pencil*
Wait, did you say something?
Oh, yeah. Erm, terribly hot then
. Yes. Not a dirty thought in my mind now
Yes, no dirty thoughts yet! Save them for when I'm taking the test, so that the powers that be can be convinced of my hotness and will then see fit to grant me commensurate intelligence that I may do exceptionally well.
And in the meantime, I'll keep studying as a backup plan. :)
If you'd like, I will make sure to think dirty thoughts about you while you're in the test. I mean, hell, no skin off my back, ya know? ;)
Oh yes, please do! :) If nothing else, it'll amuse me greatly when I'm otherwise terribly stressed in the middle of the 6 hours of testing.
From your above calculations, that's what, Noonish on Thursday next week?
Something can certainly be arranged. Got a location so I can direct said dirty thoughts?
Noon till 6ish, Friday, June 15th. 900 block (990, iirc) North High in Worthington.